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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Argent Silvermage" data-source="post: 759112" data-attributes="member: 4322">It had to happen eventualy!As the guardian of the gate to Durance Vile the number one vacation spot for all things infernal and evil, I take my job very seriously. When I saw the little halfling ( beleive me.. I saw him 8 ways to unholyday) I knew something was up. I rose out of the lava baths and hovered in front of the gate blocking any possible enterance. Even though I have no real nose to speak of (sight being my strong suit) I could tell he had covered himself in a mixture of Honey bar-B-Q sause and a dusting of Burnflower pollen. Something I just couldn't resist. I just had to have a taste before casting one of my gazes at him. I stuck my tongue out and took the rich flavor of the woodlands and the work of the hell bees of acheron creating a crispy coating on the succulent Hobbit flesh. But I was not here to eat. so I gave him the look of devastation and the Halfling know as Bolo Brandybuck died without a single bite. Now don't worry Bolo is back but he has to change all his recipies now that he is working from a different base. He was reincarnated an is now a wood elf.</blockquote>