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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Firebeetle" data-source="post: 5465651" data-attributes="member: 34506">Who taught Vin Diesel how to play? That was me.Yes, I'm the one who taught <a href="http://worldsmostdangerousdm.blogspot.com/2011/02/geek-of-week-vin-diesel.html" target="_blank">Vin Diesel</a> how to play D&D. BTW, you may want to check out my <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/wmddm" target="_blank">twitter</a> account. I've started an ongoing joke about The world's Most Dangerous Dungeon Master. The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster only eats iron rations.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster throws his dice overhand.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster does not use the word "encounters", he says "Another opportunity to kill a PC" instead.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the only guy who can use "I play D&D" as a pick-up line and have it work.When the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster rolls a critical it does triple damage.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster doesn't use wandering monster tables, he uses going-to-hunt-you-down-and-kill-you monster tables.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the guy the Gary used to call when he had a question.Most monsters have encounter and daily powers. The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has monsters with weekly and even monthly powers.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster knows 101 uses for a 12-sided die.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster ran a game for Satan in '82. He wanted to check it out, but died in an orc fight and left, (big baby).The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster invented Mountain Dew to keep his players awake during days long marathon D&D sessions.When you roll a saving throw in the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster 's game, you have to put money down.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has a larger dice bag than yours.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster can roll a 21 on a twenty sided die.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the only DM whose party thanks him after a TPK.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster plays with an all girl group who are pornstars. Wait, that's this guy. . .<a href="http://tinyurl.com/6efqakd" target="_blank">World's Most Dangerous Dungeon Master: Sex Goddesses Play D&D</a>The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster plays fourth edition because he has already used up the previous three.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster says if you are dying in his game you only get one save vs death, and thats if you're lucky.When there is a 30% chance of rain, the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster is the guy who rolls to see if that happens.The #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has dice carved from human bones.the #worldsmostdangerousdungeonmaster has minions with TWO hit pointsFollow me on Twitter if you want more.</blockquote>

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