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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 5686546" data-attributes="member: 34175">As to the Soviet jokes - I covered this <a href="http://www.enworld.org/forum/general-rpg-discussion/311585-what-best-schtick-youve-ever-3.html" target="_blank">here</a>But I'll re-post for continuity:Had a 3.x Human Cleric named Konstintine Gregorov Barransky (KGB), everyone called him Ivan for short. - he took the martial weapons feat and used a hammer and sickle as his weapons."Da Komerade, I am wery glad to meet you. Now, please to be dying..."Played him as dry as dust and that made for some great unintentional comic relief.Now - back to the thread:<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">NEVER, EVER, EVER tell the DM "Dude, your mom is hot!", just before you enter combat.. Trust me, nothing good will ever come of it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never use good, well painted minis if the household has a cat.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When telling a joke or making a funny quip first check to make sure no one else has just taken a drink of anything (Showering before gaming, good!  Showering WHILE gaming, bad!)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If playing on a floor instead of at a table, ensure the lap you lay your head on belongs to YOUR wife/girlfriend BEFORE you lay your head back and grab her back side.  (That was an awkward few gaming sessions after that)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never pull out your own copy of the module the DM is running to verify he's doing it correctly.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Falling asleep at the table is frowned upon; Falling asleep and dropping your head in the salsa at the table is perfectly acceptable (and funny as hell).</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Playing your character using an intercom while using the restroom is strictly FORBIDDEN!!!</li> </ul>(Unfortunately ALL of these things were learned the hard way...)</blockquote>

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