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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bloodymage" data-source="post: 269621" data-attributes="member: 4381">Things said, funny things, stupid stuntsA crusty barge pilot and his crew were poleing upriver with with an NPC fighter, a PC wizard and a PC rogue (thief), all 2nd level, as passengers in orc country. The pilot assures his passengers that this is perfectly safe as long as they stay in the middle of the river because the orcs have yet to figure out a way to get to the trade barges. The pilot spots rapids in the distance where no rapids should be and poles to shore. The rogue sets out to investigate. He comes upon the cause of the rapids: a bridge composed of kobold bodies piled atop one another and laid end to end! Our intrepid rogue ventures a little farther upriver and encounters a huge encampment of orcs. He sneaks in for a closer look but isn't as silent as he'd like to be. A few of the orcs, alerted, start looking around for the cause of the foreign sound. Rogue backs quickly and quietly out of sight. As soon as this is accomplished, he turns and runs screaming ''ORCS!''. Ever had an entire orc army on your tail because you opened your mouth?   <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /></blockquote>