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<blockquote data-quote="Steve Conan Trustrum" data-source="post: 270219" data-attributes="member: 1620">These happened in the first session of a Champions game last night, both instances involving a character made of nanites that allow him to assume any shape and one of the groups two fliers.Instance #1:Flyer A: &quot;I can fly you around if you turn into a pair of pants and I wear you.&quot;Nanite Hero: &quot;How tight do you want me to be?&quot;Flyer A: &quot;Tight enough that you won't slip off but not tight enough to be considered flirting.&quot;Instance #2:Flyer B gives of an electrical aura while flying that causes minor damage and the nanite guy, to make this worse, is vulnerable to electricity, but they still had to fly to help their friends who were getting their butts handed to them.Flyer B: &quot;How will I carry you there? Man, remind me to buy rubber pants so I can hide you in my pockets.&quot;Nanite Hero: &quot;Don't worry about that now. How about I hide in the leather bowling bag - leather's a good insulator, right?&quot; (last bit directed at me)Me, the GM (not knowing): &quot;Ummm... sure, that will work.&quot;Nanite Hero gets in bag and they fly across city to help their buds. The flyer drops the bag with the Nanite Hero in it at the villain's feet, just as the latter flambe's one of the other heros.Nanite Hero: &quot;I punch through the bag and uppercut him with my stretching!&quot;Me: &quot;Okay, you hit and cause enough damage to send him flying through the air. He's out cold.&quot;Nanite Hero: &quot;Woohoo, how's that for a punch, baby?&quot;Flyer B: &quot;Never mind that, how's my bag?&quot;Never mind the fact that the player of Flyer B was more worried about his bowling ball bag, but it took him about 5 minutes to realise why the rest of us were laughing</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Steve Conan Trustrum, post: 270219, member: 1620"] These happened in the first session of a Champions game last night, both instances involving a character made of nanites that allow him to assume any shape and one of the groups two fliers. Instance #1: Flyer A: "I can fly you around if you turn into a pair of pants and I wear you." Nanite Hero: "How tight do you want me to be?" Flyer A: "Tight enough that you won't slip off but not tight enough to be considered flirting." Instance #2: Flyer B gives of an electrical aura while flying that causes minor damage and the nanite guy, to make this worse, is vulnerable to electricity, but they still had to fly to help their friends who were getting their butts handed to them. Flyer B: "How will I carry you there? Man, remind me to buy rubber pants so I can hide you in my pockets." Nanite Hero: "Don't worry about that now. How about I hide in the leather bowling bag - leather's a good insulator, right?" (last bit directed at me) Me, the GM (not knowing): "Ummm... sure, that will work." Nanite Hero gets in bag and they fly across city to help their buds. The flyer drops the bag with the Nanite Hero in it at the villain's feet, just as the latter flambe's one of the other heros. Nanite Hero: "I punch through the bag and uppercut him with my stretching!" Me: "Okay, you hit and cause enough damage to send him flying through the air. He's out cold." Nanite Hero: "Woohoo, how's that for a punch, baby?" Flyer B: "Never mind that, how's my bag?" Never mind the fact that the player of Flyer B was more worried about his bowling ball bag, but it took him about 5 minutes to realise why the rest of us were laughing [/QUOTE]

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