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Message: <blockquote data-quote="E. Reagan Wright" data-source="post: 6894679" data-attributes="member: 6855037">Just when you thought you were ready to leave your safe space...Introducing a brand spanking new OSR fantasy role-playing game inspired by the legions of political tracts masquerading as RPGs, Puppies: The Triggering.We both know that cover alone is worth the price of $14.88 for a hard copy from Lulu.com, but we also know that you're too smart to gamble that kind of Dorito money on a completely unknown RPG developer like E. Reagan Wright, and that's why we're making a special gold-cover edition PDF available for a limited time through Lulu.  <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/e-reagan-wright/shitlord-the-triggering/ebook/product-22870269.html" target="_blank">CLICK HERE AND YOU CAN BE THE FIRST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH A DIGITAL COPY OF THIS FULLY PLAYABLE OSR FANTASY RPG</a>You may be thinking, "What do I get for that shockingly low price of $2.99, Reagan?"That's a great question! I'm glad I rammed it in your mouth.  You get over a hundred pages of cheap OSR fantasy role-play knock off rules written with a strong and distinct and hilarious voice.  You get reams of satire yanking on the pig-tails of the pretentious crowd who thinks sitting behind a GM screen grants them the license to batter their players over the head with heavy-handed political screeds tarted up in fantasy clothes.  You get monsters!  You get an amazingly honest and original system of magic!  You get four never-before-seen character classes!  Magic items!  Combat rules, too?  Yes!  Combat rules!You should read this game barefoot, because it's going to knock your socks off!  In fact, tie your sock drawer shut, because it is so good, it's going to knock socks off that you aren't even wearing!  How about one more exclamation point just to drive home the excitement?  You got it, my friend!One word of caution.  Do not play this game at any game convention until after you've paid for a signed photograph of the star of a 1980s one-season sci-fi adventure show like Manimal or Misfits of Science, because the authors are not responsible for your triggering the sorts of offense-hungry land whales that prowl the game rooms looking for people to ban.  Play this game in your own home at your own risk.Puppies: The Triggering!  Because if gaming has to include politics, it might as well be the right politics!!Sincerely, E. Reagan WrightThe Alt-Right DMSaveSave</blockquote>

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