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<blockquote data-quote="Halivar" data-source="post: 1132513" data-attributes="member: 9327"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>FLAGRANT COPYRIGHT VIOLATION ENSUES:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: What does it say?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> GALAHAD: What language is that?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Course!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ???: What does it say?</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aarrggggggh'.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: What?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: '... the Castle of aarrggggggh'.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: What is that?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggggh'. He'd just say it!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: No. Just, 'rrggggggh'.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Aarrggghhh.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ???: Aaarggh.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camarrrrgh?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ???: Where's that?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: France, I think.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aarrrves in Cornwall?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> SEVERAL: Iiiiives.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: No, no, aarrrrrgh, at the back of the throat. Aarrrgh.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaarrgh!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaarrrgh!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ???: Oooh!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ???: Oh, no!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> [roar]</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrgh!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ARTHUR: Run away!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ALL: Run away! Run away!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Or is this not what you meant?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Oh... it's one of those <em>pirate</em> things....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Aarr.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Halivar, post: 1132513, member: 9327"] [size=2][font=Arial][b]FLAGRANT COPYRIGHT VIOLATION ENSUES:[/b] LAUNCELOT: What does it say? GALAHAD: What language is that? ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar! MAYNARD: It's Aramaic! GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea! LAUNCELOT: Course! ???: What does it say? MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aarrggggggh'. ARTHUR: What? MAYNARD: '... the Castle of aarrggggggh'. BEDEMIR: What is that? MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it. LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on! MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says. ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggggh'. He'd just say it! MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock! GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating. ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else? MAYNARD: No. Just, 'rrggggggh'. LAUNCELOT: Aarrggghhh. ???: Aaarggh. BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camarrrrgh? ???: Where's that? BEDEMIR: France, I think. LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aarrrves in Cornwall? ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives. SEVERAL: Iiiiives. BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo! LAUNCELOT: No, no, aarrrrrgh, at the back of the throat. Aarrrgh. BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm. LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaarrgh! BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaarrrgh! ???: Oooh! ???: Oh, no! [roar] MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrgh! ARTHUR: Run away! ALL: Run away! Run away! Or is this not what you meant? Oh... it's one of those [i]pirate[/i] things.... Aarr. [/font][/size] [/QUOTE]
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