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<blockquote data-quote="Diamond Cross" data-source="post: 5402646" data-attributes="member: 51024"><p>Because you were Napoleon in another life time and you raped most of Europe and wouldn't let Fronce have any kings, man!</p><p></p><p>Karma's a biyotch, man.</p><p></p><p>Check it!</p><p></p><p>The napoleonic rap!</p><p></p><p>My names Napolean and I'm smarter than the average man.</p><p>Gotta make up something for my height you know.</p><p>Short men are far more smarter that the average barbaric tall men.</p><p>But tall men have their place.</p><p>And feels good in the right place.</p><p>And really look good in lace.</p><p>Lace hadn't been invented yet?</p><p>Well that's why I'm Napoleon, biyotch!</p><p>I make up things on the fly.</p><p>You don't have to ask me why.</p><p>And conquering Europe is not just a try.</p><p>But I'm sure you uppity tall men will lie.</p><p>About my beautifully colored eyes.</p><p>Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!</p><p>I conquer nations just for pun.</p><p>I invented butter for the bun.</p><p>I invented new kinds of guns.</p><p>That can hit you from a far distance when you run.</p><p>Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!</p><p>Make fun of me at your peril.</p><p>You know I'm not Will Ferrel.</p><p>All tall men must be rendered sterile.</p><p>I invented the Christmas carol.</p><p>Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!</p><p>And the world will never forget me!</p><p>And the future will want to be me!</p><p>And the history buffs will need their degree.</p><p>Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!</p><p>And don't you forget it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Diamond Cross, post: 5402646, member: 51024"] Because you were Napoleon in another life time and you raped most of Europe and wouldn't let Fronce have any kings, man! Karma's a biyotch, man. Check it! The napoleonic rap! My names Napolean and I'm smarter than the average man. Gotta make up something for my height you know. Short men are far more smarter that the average barbaric tall men. But tall men have their place. And feels good in the right place. And really look good in lace. Lace hadn't been invented yet? Well that's why I'm Napoleon, biyotch! I make up things on the fly. You don't have to ask me why. And conquering Europe is not just a try. But I'm sure you uppity tall men will lie. About my beautifully colored eyes. Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch! I conquer nations just for pun. I invented butter for the bun. I invented new kinds of guns. That can hit you from a far distance when you run. Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch! Make fun of me at your peril. You know I'm not Will Ferrel. All tall men must be rendered sterile. I invented the Christmas carol. Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch! And the world will never forget me! And the future will want to be me! And the history buffs will need their degree. Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch! And don't you forget it. [/QUOTE]
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