Upgrade your account to a Community Supporter account and remove most of the site ads.

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="Michael Morris" data-source="post: 1928252" data-attributes="member: 87">There's No Dish Like Gnome.(Use "There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays")Oh there's no dish like gnome for the holindaze Nice and plump, but not tough like the dwarves, Not to skinny like the elves And they keep good on a shelf Oh there's no dish like gnome for the Holidaze. - Ottie the OgreTwelve Days in the Dungeon.(Use "The 12 days of Christmas")The 1st day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, a kobold crying "Please don't kill me!!!" The 2nd day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying Please don't kill me!!" The 3rd day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me, Three fetid orcs, two stinking goblins and a kobold crying please don't kill me!!" " 4th ...  Four Snarling Bugbears ... " 5th ...  Five Rust Monsters ... " 6th ...  Six Shambling Mound ... " 7th ...  Seven Flesh Golems ... " 8th ...  Eight Ogre Magi .... " 9th ...  Nine Nessian Warhounds " 10th ...  Ten Mind Flayers " 11th ...  Greater Demons On the Twelth Day in the Dungeon the DM sent after me....  Twelve Great Wyrm Dragons, Eleven Greater Demons, Ten Mind Flayers, Nine Nessian Warhounds, Eight Ogre Magi, Seven Flesh Golems, Six Shambling Mounds... FIVE RUST MONSTERS (28 HD)  Four Snarling Bugbears (26th level barbarians), Three Fetid Orcs (30th level fighters), Two Stinking Goblins (Rogues, 29th level) and a kobold crying "Please don't kill me" (Kurtlemak's Avatar).</blockquote>

Verification