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<blockquote data-quote="Argyle King" data-source="post: 5233412" data-attributes="member: 58416">Hire reliable (but preferably cheap) henchmen.&nbsp; The legless, one-handed; no-eyed sloths from planet Zebulon are cheap, but probably not reliable.&nbsp; The Deadly Shadow Knights of Avalonia are great, but dealing with their labor union takes a hefty chunk out of your loot.&nbsp; It's hard to rule the world when you're broke!&nbsp;&nbsp;Consider hiring a PR agent; never underestimate the power of propaganda.&nbsp; In reality you might be an evil overlord, but that doesn't mean you can't be viewed by the public as someone who contributes to society makes regular contributions to the local temple.&nbsp; If you get caught, just check into rehab and say it was a mistake that you regret; at the worst you'll make a comeback with a reality show.&nbsp;&nbsp;The best way to lie is to tell the truth.&nbsp; If your cover story is that you are a farmer who lives on the edge of town, it might behoove you to build a barn and raise a few chickens.&nbsp; When a cleric or a paladin uses detect lies, you will be shown to be telling the truth when you claim to be a pultry farmer; even if you are dressed in full ceremonial death lord robes.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Argyle King, post: 5233412, member: 58416"] Hire reliable (but preferably cheap) henchmen. The legless, one-handed; no-eyed sloths from planet Zebulon are cheap, but probably not reliable. The Deadly Shadow Knights of Avalonia are great, but dealing with their labor union takes a hefty chunk out of your loot. It's hard to rule the world when you're broke! Consider hiring a PR agent; never underestimate the power of propaganda. In reality you might be an evil overlord, but that doesn't mean you can't be viewed by the public as someone who contributes to society makes regular contributions to the local temple. If you get caught, just check into rehab and say it was a mistake that you regret; at the worst you'll make a comeback with a reality show. The best way to lie is to tell the truth. If your cover story is that you are a farmer who lives on the edge of town, it might behoove you to build a barn and raise a few chickens. When a cleric or a paladin uses detect lies, you will be shown to be telling the truth when you claim to be a pultry farmer; even if you are dressed in full ceremonial death lord robes. [/QUOTE]

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