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<blockquote data-quote="kitsune9" data-source="post: 5439803" data-attributes="member: 18507"><p>The Prayer of the Fourth Standard Deviation</p><p></p><p>Oh Gods of Randomness and Probabilities, hear my plea!</p><p>May thy glory to the bell curve of the Universe favor me!</p><p>May I be one of those who is on the tail end beyond the fourth standard deviation of rolling well</p><p>Bless this d20 for it is roll critical hits and score successes!</p><p>Bless this d12 so that I always roll high on the hp of barbarians!</p><p>Bless this d10 and d100 for the myriad of possibilities I may need of it!</p><p>Bless this d8 for the damage of my longsword and the clerical healing my character may need!</p><p>Bless all the d6's when I blast my enemies into dust with a well-placed fireball!</p><p>Bless this d4 so that magic missiles strike my enemies square in the face or when I have need of my dagger!</p><p></p><p>May your tender mercies shine upon this pious soul. Amen.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kitsune9, post: 5439803, member: 18507"] The Prayer of the Fourth Standard Deviation Oh Gods of Randomness and Probabilities, hear my plea! May thy glory to the bell curve of the Universe favor me! May I be one of those who is on the tail end beyond the fourth standard deviation of rolling well Bless this d20 for it is roll critical hits and score successes! Bless this d12 so that I always roll high on the hp of barbarians! Bless this d10 and d100 for the myriad of possibilities I may need of it! Bless this d8 for the damage of my longsword and the clerical healing my character may need! Bless all the d6's when I blast my enemies into dust with a well-placed fireball! Bless this d4 so that magic missiles strike my enemies square in the face or when I have need of my dagger! May your tender mercies shine upon this pious soul. Amen. [/QUOTE]
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