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<blockquote data-quote="Stoat" data-source="post: 5440886" data-attributes="member: 16786">Francisca has the right of it.&nbsp; Take the die, orient it so that the highest numbered face is showing, and rub it from left to right across Gygax's name.&nbsp; An original signature works best, a reproduced signature is next preferable, the printed name itself is least efficacious.It is also sometimes necessary to punish dice that perform poorly.&nbsp; A die can be placed in &quot;time out&quot; -- segregated from its fellows in an area reserved for shameful reflection.&nbsp;&nbsp; A die can be chastised verbally, a technique that works well when combined with a time out.&nbsp; &quot;Sit there and think about what you've done!&quot; is often sufficient motivation for the poor-rolling polyhedron.&nbsp; Corporal punishment, including dunking the die in Mountain Dew, hucking the die across the room and exposing the die to extreme temperatures (putting it in a freezer, for example, or holding it over a candle flame)&nbsp; should be considered only as a last resort.&nbsp; If things are that bad, you are probably better off executing the offender pour encourager les autres.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Stoat, post: 5440886, member: 16786"] Francisca has the right of it. Take the die, orient it so that the highest numbered face is showing, and rub it from left to right across Gygax's name. An original signature works best, a reproduced signature is next preferable, the printed name itself is least efficacious. It is also sometimes necessary to punish dice that perform poorly. A die can be placed in "time out" -- segregated from its fellows in an area reserved for shameful reflection. A die can be chastised verbally, a technique that works well when combined with a time out. "Sit there and think about what you've done!" is often sufficient motivation for the poor-rolling polyhedron. Corporal punishment, including dunking the die in Mountain Dew, hucking the die across the room and exposing the die to extreme temperatures (putting it in a freezer, for example, or holding it over a candle flame) should be considered only as a last resort. If things are that bad, you are probably better off executing the offender [i]pour encourager les autres.[/i] [/QUOTE]

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