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<blockquote data-quote="Enina Meliamne" data-source="post: 35715" data-attributes="member: 2587">My DM is Tom Cashel who posts on these boards regularly.&nbsp; He's the most unfair DM in the world!&nbsp; The following is a list of things he's done:1. When rolling up characters, accused all of us of &quot;cheating&quot; on our die rolls (even though he was right there!) and made us each lose two points from each ability score. 2. Said that Magic Missles don't automatically hit. 3. Every room in every dungeon has invisible green slime on the ceiling.4. Announced that the dwarven characters would be the focus of all of our sessions, and that the rest of us should be happy being &quot;supporting characters.&quot;5. At 3rd level, had a lich attack us and make us all &quot;touch&quot; ourselves in unspeakable ways.6. Refused to allow us to play half-elves or half-orcs because they were &quot;unpure.&quot;7. House rule: If you fail your save, you can reroll if you run to the store and get him a pack of cigarettes.8. He rolls all combat rolls and tells us how we do. If you speak at all during combat, monsters get an automatic AoO. 9. House rule: all halflings are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). 10.&nbsp; He refuses to come to happy hour with any of the players, ever!Thank you.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Enina Meliamne, post: 35715, member: 2587"] My DM is Tom Cashel who posts on these boards regularly. He's the most unfair DM in the world! The following is a list of things he's done: 1. When rolling up characters, accused all of us of "cheating" on our die rolls (even though he was right there!) and made us each lose two points from each ability score. 2. Said that Magic Missles don't automatically hit. 3. Every room in every dungeon has invisible green slime on the ceiling. 4. Announced that the dwarven characters would be the focus of all of our sessions, and that the rest of us should be happy being "supporting characters." 5. At 3rd level, had a lich attack us and make us all "touch" ourselves in unspeakable ways. 6. Refused to allow us to play half-elves or half-orcs because they were "unpure." 7. House rule: If you fail your save, you can reroll if you run to the store and get him a pack of cigarettes. 8. He rolls all combat rolls and tells us how we do. If you speak at all during combat, monsters get an automatic AoO. 9. House rule: all halflings are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). 10. He refuses to come to happy hour with any of the players, ever! Thank you. [/QUOTE]

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