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<blockquote data-quote="Mouseferatu" data-source="post: 2121158" data-attributes="member: 1288">A man is traveling abroad when he comes down with a strange illness. None of the local doctors can help him, so he waits until he gets home, and goes to see his normal physician.&quot;Doc,&quot; he says, after describing the symptoms, &quot;the guys over-seas told me they couldn't help me. Can you?&quot;The doctor shakes his head sadly. &quot;I'm afraid not. I've seen this before, but I just don't know of any cure for it.&quot;Scared, the man goes to get a second opinion, and then a third. He sees specialists. He flies around the country, and eventually around the world, seeking help, but nobody can offer him any hope.Finally, just when he's about to give up, he hears tell of a doctor at Mercy Hospital in Sydney, Australia, who has been able to concoct some truly amazing medications out of the local flora and fauna. Desperate, he flies to Syndney, and there he gets the news he's hoped for these many months.&quot;Sure, I can help you,&quot; the doctor tells him. &quot;I've seen this disease before. Turns out that koala bears have a natural immunity. I've been able to brew a medicine from their skin that, with several days of observation and treatment, should clear the problem right up.&quot;Well, disgusting as the idea sounds, the man doesn't have a choice and agrees. He checks into the hospital, and that evening, a nurse bring him his first batch.Drinking, the man almost gags. &quot;Excuse me, nurse?&quot;&quot;Yes, sir?&quot;&quot;I realize that I have to take this, but isn't there any way you can at least filter out the hair?&quot;&quot;I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it's hospital policy.&quot;&quot;Hospital policy?&quot;&quot;Yes. The koala tea of Mercy is not strained.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mouseferatu, post: 2121158, member: 1288"] A man is traveling abroad when he comes down with a strange illness. None of the local doctors can help him, so he waits until he gets home, and goes to see his normal physician. "Doc," he says, after describing the symptoms, "the guys over-seas told me they couldn't help me. Can you?" The doctor shakes his head sadly. "I'm afraid not. I've seen this before, but I just don't know of any cure for it." Scared, the man goes to get a second opinion, and then a third. He sees specialists. He flies around the country, and eventually around the world, seeking help, but nobody can offer him any hope. Finally, just when he's about to give up, he hears tell of a doctor at Mercy Hospital in Sydney, Australia, who has been able to concoct some truly amazing medications out of the local flora and fauna. Desperate, he flies to Syndney, and there he gets the news he's hoped for these many months. "Sure, I can help you," the doctor tells him. "I've seen this disease before. Turns out that koala bears have a natural immunity. I've been able to brew a medicine from their skin that, with several days of observation and treatment, should clear the problem right up." Well, disgusting as the idea sounds, the man doesn't have a choice and agrees. He checks into the hospital, and that evening, a nurse bring him his first batch. Drinking, the man almost gags. "Excuse me, nurse?" "Yes, sir?" "I realize that I have to take this, but isn't there any way you can at least filter out the hair?" "I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it's hospital policy." "Hospital policy?" "Yes. The koala tea of Mercy is not strained." [/QUOTE]

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