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<blockquote data-quote="Hand of Evil" data-source="post: 2122129" data-attributes="member: 371"><p>There once was a big brown bear from Boise that wanted a beer, so the big brown bear from Boise went to his local bar and said to the bartender ”I am big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer”. The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar”. At this point the big brown bear from Boise was mad and says to the bartender “I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer now bartender and if I do not get a beer I will eat this barstool bartender, so, are you going to give a big brown bear from Boise a beer now?” The bartender looks to the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar, even if they eat a barstool”. So the big brown bear from Boise grabs the barstool and eats it turning back to the bartender and says “Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer, I just ate a barstool and if I do not get a beer now I will eat the bitch at the end of the bar”. The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar, even if you ate a barstool and even if you eat the woman ate the end of the bar.” So, the big brown bear goes to the end of the bar, grabs the woman and eats her, he then returns to the bartender and says “Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer, I just ate a barstool and I just ate the bitch ate the end of the bar, so, Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer.” Bartender looks at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise DRUGS in this bar.” “DRUGS? The big brown from Boise exclaims. “Yes, the Bartender answers, was that not a bar-bitch-you-ate!”</p><p></p><p>I now bad… <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hand of Evil, post: 2122129, member: 371"] There once was a big brown bear from Boise that wanted a beer, so the big brown bear from Boise went to his local bar and said to the bartender ”I am big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer”. The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar”. At this point the big brown bear from Boise was mad and says to the bartender “I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer now bartender and if I do not get a beer I will eat this barstool bartender, so, are you going to give a big brown bear from Boise a beer now?” The bartender looks to the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar, even if they eat a barstool”. So the big brown bear from Boise grabs the barstool and eats it turning back to the bartender and says “Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer, I just ate a barstool and if I do not get a beer now I will eat the bitch at the end of the bar”. The bartender looked at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise beer in this bar, even if you ate a barstool and even if you eat the woman ate the end of the bar.” So, the big brown bear goes to the end of the bar, grabs the woman and eats her, he then returns to the bartender and says “Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer, I just ate a barstool and I just ate the bitch ate the end of the bar, so, Bartender I am a big brown bear from Boise and I want a beer.” Bartender looks at the big brown bear from Boise and says “I am sorry but we do not serve big brown bear from Boise DRUGS in this bar.” “DRUGS? The big brown from Boise exclaims. “Yes, the Bartender answers, was that not a bar-bitch-you-ate!” I now bad… :lol: [/QUOTE]
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