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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gansk" data-source="post: 2432404" data-attributes="member: 16383">“Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N115E, this combatant measures 2 feet tall and weighs 20 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle, including a victory over former Hall of Famer spider swarm. He himself is a former Hall of Fame inductee. He promises ‘balls of fiery death‘ to everyone and is looking forward to strutting his stuff and, ahem, ’scoring with some hot momma‘ when the contest is over. Representing the forces of Chaotic Good, please welcome the domovoi Dommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!”Dom enters to the wild cheers of the Chaotic Good faction of the audience. He is a hairy human with dark, sooty skin. He has hairy arms, a thick beard, and furry legs, chest, and back. He wears simple rags and has no weapons or armor.  “Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N0E, this combatant measures 4 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 165 pounds. He is undefeated in the main battle, with a record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. Everyone was pleased when he fought Neutral’s confusing tirapheg to a draw. Representing the forces of Lawful Evil, please welcome the duergar Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrek!”The polite applause of the Lawful Evil faction accompanies Drek the Duergar’s entrance. Bald and gray, he wears drab chain mail with a heavy shield strapped to his back. A war hammer hangs from his belt as he loads his light crossbow.   Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Dom, you have the initiative unless the Chaotic Good representative tells me otherwise.”“Cue the music. Let’s get ready to rumbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!”Ding Ding! Round 1!</blockquote>

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