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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gansk" data-source="post: 2437865" data-attributes="member: 16383">“Ladies, gentlemen, and genderless creatures! Let’s get right into our third quarterfinal match of the CR 1 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Neutral Good forces against the best of the Neutral Evil forces.”Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N60E, this combatant measures 7 feet 1 inch tall and weighs 265 pounds. He has an impressive record in the main battle, with three wins, one loss, and zero draws. His only loss came at the hands of Neutral’s powerful astral construct. Representing the forces of Neutral Good, please welcome the half-giant Huuuuuujarrrrrrrrrrrrlk!”Hujarlk enters to the cheers of the Neutral Good faction of the audience. He wears scale mail and has an unusually big javelin strapped to his side. He holds an unusually big great sword in his two powerful hands. “Now making its way into the arena and starting at position 0N60E, this combatant measures 3 feet long and weighs 40 pounds. It is winless in the main battle, with a record of zero wins, one loss, and zero draws. In its only loss, it was forced to fight the much more powerful air jelly, a current Hall of Fame member. It doesn’t normally have a name, so I’ve given it a nickname. Representing the forces of Neutral Evil, please welcome the broodling kython Snaaaaaaptraaaaaaaaap!”The raucous cheers of the Neutral Evil faction surround Snaptrap as it enters with confidence, despite its apparent lack of visual organs. It is a toothy creature the size of a dog. The top of its small body is covered in interlocking plates of dark gray carapace, whereas its underbelly is crimson. A long tail, more than half again as long as its body, extends out behind the broodling. The creature has only two long legs, each terminating in three vicious toes, that propel it swiftly across the arena floor. Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Neutral Good will have initiative unless he states otherwise. Now go at it!”“Cue the music. Let get ready to rumbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull!”</blockquote>

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