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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gansk" data-source="post: 2528542" data-attributes="member: 16383">“Ladies and gentle beasts! Welcome back to the CR 2 edition of the Tournament of Champions! Our first quarterfinal match features the best of the Chaotic Good forces against the best of the Lawful Evil forces.”Making her way into the arena and starting at position 115N115E, this combatant measures 2 feet tall and weighs 20 pounds. She has a record of two wins, zero losses, and one draw in the main battle, fighting valiantly to a draw with Neutral’s formidable light warhorse (snicker). Representing the forces of Chaotic Good, please welcome the coure eladrin Kaaaaaaaaaaaaatie!”Katie enters to the wild cheers of the Chaotic Good faction of the audience. She is a tiny, beautiful elf dressed in a flamboyant, almost neon green outfit and leafy green skirt. Her hair is unruly and her gossamer wings look almost fake in their cloak-like and multicolored appearance. “Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N0E, this combatant measures 1 foot 6 inches tall and weighs 10 pounds. He is winless in the main battle, with a record of zero wins, one loss, and zero draws. In his loss, he was pounded by the much tougher heavy warhorse (snicker). He hails from the Nine Hells. Representing the forces of Lawful Evil, please welcome the filth imp Innnnnnnnnnnngggweeeeeee!”The throngs pressing against the gallery railings first notice their eyes begin to water, then they begin to gag, as an unearthly stench proceeds the so-called "warrior" into the arena. With a seemingly impossible Size-to-Stench ratio, into the arena comes Ingwë the Filth Imp. A strapping 18" tall, his bat-wings unfurled, Ingwë's hair holds more oil than Richard Greico, has oily skin in a fetching collage of yellowish-brown, and glowing orange eyes beneath devilish little horns.Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Katie will have the initiative in the first round unless the  Chaotic Good representative tells me otherwise.”</blockquote>

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