Arrgh! Mark!
First Post
(Music - American Money plays.)
*Man in silly cowboy outfit shows on screen, posing with large breasted assistant.*
Punch: Heya, Cowboys! Welcome to the new and improved Big Shot Show!
Judy: *Cute voice* Now, bigger *is* better! More bounties, more of the information, and more... *Arrow begins to point at chest*
Punch: *Interrupting* Want to make some decent money? Try the most exciting job of all! Bounty hunting! For all you newcomers, all you need is some skill at fighting and finding people, and as a new, one time offer, we'll try a new "Reality Show competition!" One team of bounty hunters will have a ship, basic starting wages and weapons supplied - whoever can catch the Big Shot! selected bounty gets it all and their trip into the big time!
Judy: *Play pistol showing at MAN in ropes* But remember - when you find them, you have to bring them in alive! *Pistol fires, little flag saying BANG! pops out*
Punch: And here they are!
Judy: *Sniffs* Oh, they look like some of the nastiest bad guys I've ever seen!
Punch: So, who's interested in playing cowboy after seeing these bad amigos?
*Man in silly cowboy outfit shows on screen, posing with large breasted assistant.*
Punch: Heya, Cowboys! Welcome to the new and improved Big Shot Show!
Judy: *Cute voice* Now, bigger *is* better! More bounties, more of the information, and more... *Arrow begins to point at chest*
Punch: *Interrupting* Want to make some decent money? Try the most exciting job of all! Bounty hunting! For all you newcomers, all you need is some skill at fighting and finding people, and as a new, one time offer, we'll try a new "Reality Show competition!" One team of bounty hunters will have a ship, basic starting wages and weapons supplied - whoever can catch the Big Shot! selected bounty gets it all and their trip into the big time!
Judy: *Play pistol showing at MAN in ropes* But remember - when you find them, you have to bring them in alive! *Pistol fires, little flag saying BANG! pops out*
Punch: And here they are!
Judy: *Sniffs* Oh, they look like some of the nastiest bad guys I've ever seen!
Punch: So, who's interested in playing cowboy after seeing these bad amigos?
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