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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4739354" data-attributes="member: 4413">And finally, dear people, he's back.You know who I'm talking about.The undefeated champion of the Light Heroic Division...Beside you, a burly man -- probably a blacksmith -- leaps about squealing like a little girl. "He means Migtroth! He means Migtroth!" Only to collapse from overexcitement, foaming at the mouth.The Mite of Might..."Mig-troth! Mig-troth!" the crowd chants.The Diminutive Destroyer..."We love you, Migtroth!" screams a woman in the distance.Migtroth the Magnificent!An unseen band plays, somehow making their harps and violins wail like electric guitars.And arms raised in triumph, HE strides to the tip of the turtle's nose.HE, meaning the biggest kobold you have ever seen.Really, he's, like, almost four feet tall. With biceps the size of basketballs.His scales gleam in the dying sun. Upon his head, he wears a bright red cloth mask, decorated with dragon's wings. He slashes the air with his claws. All sound stops.He leans forward and roars in a thoroughly masculine, baritone kobold voice (meaning 'high-pitched and screechy' to everyone else)...Bring me your heroes! I will make them into zeroes!And the crowd SCREAMS![sblock=Battle Info]Migtroth the Magnificent is a level 3 solo monster cage-match. Did you get that last part?Cage. Match.[/sblock]</blockquote>