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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4987946" data-attributes="member: 4413">Emral catches a glimpse of himself in a nearby mirror. Is it even possible that he looks better?Why, yes. Yes, he does.His massive pectorals and washboard abs ripple, fully exposed by the open chest of THE COAT! Energies from all elements appear to chase along the seams in the sorcerer's skin. At his waist, attached to the massive gold-studded girdle that binds the coat, are inset little bobble-head skulls that wiggle and clack whenever Emral moves. The large skull at the buckle is obviously that of Vaunea, but Emral can also identify the skulls of Drivan and Finnian (because of the ears attached to the skulls), along with that of Erlai.&quot;We love you, Emral!&quot; says the Vaunea skull.&quot;You're a better arcane caster than I,&quot; says the Drivan skull, &quot;I bow before your greatness.&quot;&quot;I have a secret man-crush on you, Emral,&quot; says the Finnian skull.&quot;Woof! Woof!&quot; says the Erlai skull.&quot;Whoo! Will you look at that, baby?! LOOOOOOOK! AT! THAT! You are the walkin', talkin' apotheosis of HOT! OW! Why...&quot;The band begins to play, trumpets blaring.&quot;You're a brick...HOUSE!
You're mighty, mighty,
Just lettin' it all hang out!
Ow! 
Emral is a brick...HOUSE!
He's the one, the only one,
He burns like the mornin' sun!&quot;Swillwort, mouth gaping, stares at Emral in shock. &quot;Yeah, baby! Turn around so we can take a look at our fine *****! I'm tellin' you, Emral man, the ladies will hate to see you go, but they will love to watch you leave!&quot;Swillwort coughs. &quot;Speaking of leaving...&quot;&quot;Ouch! Lookie here! Lookie here! Man, people say that clothes make the man, but I'm telling you, baby, that you, Emral, make the clothes! Oh, yeah! Get down with your bad self! Hnh!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4987946, member: 4413"] Emral catches a glimpse of himself in a nearby mirror. Is it even possible that he looks better? Why, yes. Yes, he does. His massive pectorals and washboard abs ripple, fully exposed by the open chest of THE COAT! Energies from all elements appear to chase along the seams in the sorcerer's skin. At his waist, attached to the massive gold-studded girdle that binds the coat, are inset little bobble-head skulls that wiggle and clack whenever Emral moves. The large skull at the buckle is obviously that of Vaunea, but Emral can also identify the skulls of Drivan and Finnian (because of the ears attached to the skulls), along with that of Erlai. [COLOR="Magenta"]"We love you, Emral!"[/COLOR] says the Vaunea skull. [COLOR="Red"]"You're a better arcane caster than I,"[/COLOR] says the Drivan skull, [COLOR="red"]"I bow before your greatness."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Lime"]"I have a secret man-crush on you, Emral,"[/COLOR] says the Finnian skull. [COLOR="PaleGreen"]"Woof! Woof!"[/COLOR] says the Erlai skull. [COLOR="SandyBrown"]"Whoo! Will you look at that, baby?! LOOOOOOOK! AT! THAT! You are the walkin', talkin' apotheosis of HOT! OW! Why..."[/COLOR] The band begins to play, trumpets blaring. [INDENT][COLOR="sandybrown"]"You're a brick...HOUSE! You're mighty, mighty, Just lettin' it all hang out! Ow! Emral is a brick...HOUSE! He's the one, the only one, He burns like the mornin' sun!"[/COLOR][/INDENT] Swillwort, mouth gaping, stares at Emral in shock. [COLOR="sandybrown"]"Yeah, baby! Turn around so we can take a look at our fine *****! I'm tellin' you, Emral man, the ladies will hate to see you go, but they will love to watch you leave!"[/COLOR] Swillwort coughs. [COLOR="DimGray"]"Speaking of leaving..."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SandyBrown"]"Ouch! Lookie here! Lookie here! Man, people say that clothes make the man, but I'm telling you, baby, that you, Emral, make the clothes! Oh, yeah! Get down with your bad self! Hnh!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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