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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4988099" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"Aw, baby!"</span> cries THE COAT! <span style="color: sandybrown">"Rejected?! What's with that, man? We was MADE for one another! You are the cat, and I am the meow! C'mon, Emral, man, I love you! How can you throw a brother down like that?!"</span></p><p></p><p>Little sad emoticons strobe across the crumpled surface of discarded coat.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: sandybrown">"Man, I feel all empty inside! I gots me an Emral-sized hole in my soul, and only Emral can fill it. C'mon, baby, don't leave me on the side of the street!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: dimgray">"No, no,"</span> says Swillwort, <span style="color: DimGray">"It's quite all right. I used to be an adventurer myself. Barging in uninvited with weapons drawn is our idiom."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SandyBrown">"If it's the belt buckles, baby, I can get rid of 'em. I was only makin' what you saw in your head. Man, I loooooooooOOOOOOOoooooove you! I would never hurt you, Emral!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: sandybrown">"EMMMMMMMRRAAALLLLLLL!"</span> wails THE COAT!, abandoning any semblance of dignity,<span style="color: sandybrown"> "EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMRRRAAAAALLLLLL! DOOOOON'T LEEEEEEAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE!"</span></p><p></p><p>Swillwort sighs and picks up THE COAT!</p><p></p><p>Annie appears in the door, and the enchanter gestures for her to lead Emral outside. He gently places THE COAT! in Emral's trembling hands. <span style="color: Gray">"Listen, my friend, sometimes an intelligent magical cloth armor item is just an intelligent magical cloth armor item. Don't make too much of it."</span></p><p></p><p>With that, Annie whisks Emral outside.</p><p></p><p>The enchanter turns to Vaunea and smiles. <span style="color: gray">"I'm guessing that you mean 'reinforcing' armor?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4988099, member: 4413"] [COLOR="SandyBrown"]"Aw, baby!"[/COLOR] cries THE COAT! [COLOR="sandybrown"]"Rejected?! What's with that, man? We was MADE for one another! You are the cat, and I am the meow! C'mon, Emral, man, I love you! How can you throw a brother down like that?!"[/COLOR] Little sad emoticons strobe across the crumpled surface of discarded coat. [COLOR="sandybrown"]"Man, I feel all empty inside! I gots me an Emral-sized hole in my soul, and only Emral can fill it. C'mon, baby, don't leave me on the side of the street!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="dimgray"]"No, no,"[/COLOR] says Swillwort, [COLOR="DimGray"]"It's quite all right. I used to be an adventurer myself. Barging in uninvited with weapons drawn is our idiom."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SandyBrown"]"If it's the belt buckles, baby, I can get rid of 'em. I was only makin' what you saw in your head. Man, I loooooooooOOOOOOOoooooove you! I would never hurt you, Emral!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="sandybrown"]"EMMMMMMMRRAAALLLLLLL!"[/COLOR] wails THE COAT!, abandoning any semblance of dignity,[COLOR="sandybrown"] "EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMRRRAAAAALLLLLL! DOOOOON'T LEEEEEEAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE!"[/COLOR] Swillwort sighs and picks up THE COAT! Annie appears in the door, and the enchanter gestures for her to lead Emral outside. He gently places THE COAT! in Emral's trembling hands. [COLOR="Gray"]"Listen, my friend, sometimes an intelligent magical cloth armor item is just an intelligent magical cloth armor item. Don't make too much of it."[/COLOR] With that, Annie whisks Emral outside. The enchanter turns to Vaunea and smiles. [COLOR="gray"]"I'm guessing that you mean 'reinforcing' armor?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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