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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5027387" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"It's a perfect day for a no-holds-barred battle at <strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">TURTLEDOME!</span></strong> I'm Hobner Hobbes, the Hobgoblin Harbinger of Horror, and to my right is Paladin Pete..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Hey, Hobbes!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"...holy warrior of Lauto, the most resurrected adventurer in existence..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"All without side...uh...thingies..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"...and our color commentator for today's Battle Bone!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"I like blue, Hobbes."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"And I'm a unique tater."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"..."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Though I was once mashed like a tater."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Right you are, Pete!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Today promises to be an unusual and amazing fight, folks. For the first time in recent memory, a party of adventurers has chosen to engage in a battle to the DEATH!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"That means they're going to try to kill each other, Hobbes."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkGreen">"But before we introduce our combatants, let's all rise as Roy, the Quickling Castrati Bard, sings the Daunton National Anthem!"</span></span></p><p></p><p>Zeep!</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Ow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Ha-ha! Moving. Absolutely moving. There will be dogs barking for miles around after that one!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Why are my ears bleeding, Hobbes?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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