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Message: <blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5031412" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>[sblock=Whoa!]TURTLEDOME! causes marriage <em>and</em> pregnancy. I should market this![/sblock]</p><p></p><p>The audience screams its approval.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Wow! Just wow! Wow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"A simply amazing entrance by the Dusty Quill Team, or as the general public has been calling them, the EMRAUNIVANNIAN!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Wow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Yes, I've seen a lot of incredible things in my days as an announcer for <strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">TURTLEDOME!</span></strong> I've seen a berserker whip himself into a frenzy, tear out his own heart, and pledge it to the audience. (Then, he died and lost by default.)"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Wow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"But never before have I seen such a frenzy of--"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Wow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Yes, Pete. A frenzy of wow!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: royalblue">"Did you see that thing they did with the stuff?!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Yes, Pete. I'm right here, watching it with you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Go, Emrausomethingsomething!"</span></span></p><p></p><p>The skeletons in the Legion huddle, with one or two popping up its head and looking pointedly at your party. Then, they break and reform their ranks.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"Uh-oh. Looks like our TURTLEDOME! team has a response..."</span></span></p><p></p><p>The cloaked skeleton raises its hand for silence. The crowd hushes. </p><p></p><p>The skeleton puts its fist to its mouth and clears its throat. Then, it points a baleful finger at the party. </p><p></p><p>In a loud voice, it shouts:</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center">You!</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Are!</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Boned!</p><p></span></span></p><p>Several people of weaker constitutions gasp in shock and dismay. As one, all heads turn towards the party, awaiting their response...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">And now for the Trash Talk (tm)!</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray"></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">Make your skill rolls for your responses on Invisible Castle, and roleplay the results. Expect the skeletons to counter. You can aim the roll at denigrating the Legion (which lowers their approval) or impressing the audience (increasing your approval).</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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