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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5035512" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>The crowd cheers for the party, hisses and boos at Hadarai. </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Oh, man, Hobbes! Just seeing that guy's image burns me up!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"For those of you who don't know--perhaps from being trapped in a parallel universe--that's the image of Hadarai Polemarkos, the most hated man in Daunton and formerly a member of Dusty Quill team."</span></span></p><p></p><p>"Boo, Hadarai!" shouts a Legionairre.</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, I hate that guy!" yells another skeleton.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkSlateGray">//+2 bonus to Drivan's roll for playing the Hadarai card.//</span></p><p> </p><p>In mid-boo, the cloaked skeleton pauses. "Wait. What?"</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"That's just inappropriate."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Yeah! There's kids in the audience!"</span></span></p><p></p><p>The cloaked skeleton flinches. He looks at his Legionairres and shrugs. In hushed tones, they conference. The lead skeleton steps to front of the stage, but looks back again. One of the other skeletons shoos him onwards and gives him a thumbs up. He adjusts the collar of his cloak, coughs, and says...</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">You are boned?</span></p><p></p><p>You can hear crickets.</p><p></p><p>A lone skeleton continues clapping. Then stops in embarassment when it realizes everyone else has quit.</p><p></p><p>The audience gasps in shock.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Oh, no! He did NOT just go there!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"Yes! Yes! He did, Pete."</span></span></p><p></p><p>A skeleton staggers. It collapses on the ground, in the fetal position, and sucks its thumb-bone.</p><p></p><p>A skeleton wails and turns to embrace another skeleton. The poor undead sobs as its comrade attempts to comfort it.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">"I don't know what a chapstick or deoderant is, but it's got to be bad!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"I think a deoderant is a kind of insect, Hobbes."</span></span></p><p></p><p>The cloaked skeleton is aghast. Its jaws open and close spasmodically.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkGreen">"What an amazing display of athleticism!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Yeah, and he jumped real good, too!"</span></span></p><p></p><p>The crowd screams in a frenzy.</p><p></p><p>"But...but...but...but," sputters the cloaked skeleton, "But it was our turn!"</p><p></p><p>The Legion's approvalometer again goes "waah-waah" and drops another step!</p><p></p><p>The audience jeers the poor skeletons. </p><p></p><p>Children point and mock them.</p><p></p><p>The approvalometer drops AGAIN! It's almost RED!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5035512, member: 4413"] The crowd cheers for the party, hisses and boos at Hadarai. [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Oh, man, Hobbes! Just seeing that guy's image burns me up!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"For those of you who don't know--perhaps from being trapped in a parallel universe--that's the image of Hadarai Polemarkos, the most hated man in Daunton and formerly a member of Dusty Quill team."[/COLOR][/FONT] "Boo, Hadarai!" shouts a Legionairre. "Yeah, I hate that guy!" yells another skeleton. [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]//+2 bonus to Drivan's roll for playing the Hadarai card.//[/COLOR] In mid-boo, the cloaked skeleton pauses. "Wait. What?" [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"That's just inappropriate."[/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Yeah! There's kids in the audience!"[/COLOR][/FONT] The cloaked skeleton flinches. He looks at his Legionairres and shrugs. In hushed tones, they conference. The lead skeleton steps to front of the stage, but looks back again. One of the other skeletons shoos him onwards and gives him a thumbs up. He adjusts the collar of his cloak, coughs, and says... [CENTER][FONT="Arial Black"]You are boned?[/FONT][/CENTER] You can hear crickets. A lone skeleton continues clapping. Then stops in embarassment when it realizes everyone else has quit. The audience gasps in shock. [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Oh, no! He did NOT just go there!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Yes! Yes! He did, Pete."[/COLOR][/FONT] A skeleton staggers. It collapses on the ground, in the fetal position, and sucks its thumb-bone. A skeleton wails and turns to embrace another skeleton. The poor undead sobs as its comrade attempts to comfort it. [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="darkgreen"]"I don't know what a chapstick or deoderant is, but it's got to be bad!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"I think a deoderant is a kind of insect, Hobbes."[/COLOR][/FONT] The cloaked skeleton is aghast. Its jaws open and close spasmodically. [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"What an amazing display of athleticism!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]"Yeah, and he jumped real good, too!"[/COLOR][/FONT] The crowd screams in a frenzy. "But...but...but...but," sputters the cloaked skeleton, "But it was our turn!" The Legion's approvalometer again goes "waah-waah" and drops another step! The audience jeers the poor skeletons. Children point and mock them. The approvalometer drops AGAIN! It's almost RED! [/QUOTE]
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