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<blockquote data-quote="Arkhandus" data-source="post: 4179386" data-attributes="member: 13966">&quot;Not true.&nbsp; Sometimes I talk about&quot; he says, counting off his fingers, &quot;rocks, pretty rocks, fuzzy bunnies, puppies, hammers, hitting things with hammers, clovers, shiny shinies, or&quot; he looks at Elaine for a second and winks in mock-flirtatiousness, &quot;the ladies.&quot;&nbsp; He whistles once, then can't help but fall into laughter for a minute.&quot;Seriously, though,&quot; he says while calming down, &quot;badgers are useful.&nbsp; The only thing they can't do is fly, and that's only until a bigger badger tosses them.&nbsp; Heee, badger-tossing....dangerous but fun!&quot; he adds with a snort and a shorter chuckle.After Cyrus' question, the gnome replies &quot;Oh, suuure, dire badgers are easy!&nbsp; Cuddly!&nbsp; And friendlier than you'd think!&nbsp; They'd only bite your face off if you looked at them cross-eyed.&nbsp; Or farted in their general direction.&nbsp; Or kicked them.&nbsp; Or had crumbs on your face from suppertime.&nbsp; Or made googly-eyes at them, unless you were a girl-badger, then they'd be all over you like a dwarf over free beer, or a halfling over free anything.&nbsp; But dire badgers are great!&quot;After a moment of looking lost, Buddy says &quot;Oh, right.&nbsp; The plan.&nbsp; Um, I could probably do it, but each badger will only be around for a few minutes.&nbsp; Maybe tunnel a hundred or two hundred feet I guess?&nbsp; I could summon them maybe half a dozen times, I guess.&quot; he says while scratching his head.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Arkhandus, post: 4179386, member: 13966"] [COLOR=Yellow]"Not true. Sometimes I talk about"[/COLOR] he says, counting off his fingers, [COLOR=Yellow]"rocks, pretty rocks, fuzzy bunnies, puppies, hammers, hitting things with hammers, clovers, [I]shiny shinies[/I], or"[/COLOR] he looks at Elaine for a second and winks in mock-flirtatiousness, [COLOR=Yellow]"[I][U]the ladies[/U][/I]."[/COLOR] He whistles once, then can't help but fall into laughter for a minute. [COLOR=Yellow]"Seriously, though,"[/COLOR] he says while calming down, [COLOR=Yellow]"badgers are useful. The only thing they can't do is fly, and that's only until a bigger badger tosses them. Heee, badger-tossing....dangerous but fun!"[/COLOR] he adds with a snort and a shorter chuckle. After Cyrus' question, the gnome replies [COLOR=Yellow]"Oh, [I]suuure[/I], dire badgers are [I]easy![/I] Cuddly! And friendlier than you'd think! They'd only bite your face off if you looked at them cross-eyed. Or farted in their general direction. Or kicked them. Or had crumbs on your face from suppertime. Or made googly-eyes at them, unless you were a girl-badger, then they'd be all over you like a dwarf over free beer, or a halfling over free anything. But dire badgers are great!"[/COLOR] After a moment of looking lost, Buddy says [COLOR=Yellow]"Oh, right. The plan. Um, I could probably do it, but each badger will only be around for a few minutes. Maybe tunnel a hundred or two hundred feet I guess? I could summon them maybe half a dozen times, I guess."[/COLOR] he says while scratching his head. [/QUOTE]

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