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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Piratecat" data-source="post: 540990" data-attributes="member: 2">From the extended-play DVD:PC2: We follow the tracks into forest. What do we see?GM: You go about a quarter-mile into the forest when (rolls) you hear some rustling behind you. What do you do?PC2: I ready an action to draw my sword!PC1: Dude, why don't you just draw it now?PC2: I look cooler if I draw and attack all at once. I'll get a +2 circumstance bonus to hit - some cinematic rule from Dragon Magazine.PC1: Sweet! I do that too, with my arrow!DM: Okay, the dwarf's player isn't here, but he does it also.PC2: What do we see?DM: A wizard in white! Roll a Reflex save or be blinded by the power of the Ainar.PC1: Anus?DM: Shut up and roll.PC2: Good one, dude. (rolls) I rolled a 1. What happens?GM: You’re momentarily blinded by a pure, scintillating white light. PC2: Screw that crap. My readied action goes off.PC1: Yeah, mine, too!DM: Oh, fine. You draw your sword, and the evil wizard heats it up too hot to hold.PC1: What the hell?DM: I rolled the save for you.PC1: 'Cha, sure you did. Bastard. PC2: Did my arrow hit him?DM: No, he batted it out of the air with his staff. The dwarf's axe, too.PC1: Holy crap! He must be a monk!DM: Roll for initiative.PC1: 11.PC2: 15.DM: Okay, want to attack?PC2 (suspicious) No, I want to see who this guy is first. I'll wait.DM: I told you, behind all that glare he looks like Saruman! Sounds like him, too!PC2: We've never met Saruman before.DM: Oh, yeah. Whatever. Like an evil white wizard, okay? So, do you attack?PC2: No, I told you. I hold my action.DM: Fine. Elf, you want to attack him, right? Roll to hit!PC2: Don't do it, guy. He's trying to screw us. I can sense it.PC1: What, like the Force?PC2: Whatever. But he has that snotty little smile. See?DM: (puts on blank face)PC1: You're right, dude! Saruman or not, I'll wait.DM: You sure?PC1 and PC2: YES!DM: Okay, FINE. It's not Saruman, it's Gandalf. PC1: Sweet! Gandalf never gets killed. I glad he’s back!...and back to the unedited movie.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

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