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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dagger75" data-source="post: 546709" data-attributes="member: 539">DM: Okay Aragorn, you have been grabed by an orc, dragged 100 yards over the ground AND fell a 100 feet into the the rocky river below, yeah after recalculating the damage for the third time you are dead. Well that will a little damper on my game but I might be able to save it.Pc1: (sniff) Excuse me guys gotta go to the bathroom.PC2: Is he going to cry?PC3: Haha, ranger got the shaft again, freaking twink ranger. Hey you got that elf babes necklace. I bet its magical.PC2: I bet it is, all this elf stuff is magical except for the hair you took lamer.DM: All the riders are going to Helm's Deep, you going to.PC3: Man he did have some fat loot on him. Are you sure we don't have time to search for him?DM: I am sure. You going or not.PC2: I heard when he killed Gandalf, he came back with 2 more levels and better magic items. I bet he brings Aragron back to life.PC3: He better not, Stridex is just some human ranger king wanna be. He is dead.  I look down the cliff do I see his carcass?DM: No, and I have a story reason for Gandalf, you guys going with the damn riders or not?!?!PC2: Don't get snippy, we'll go....A few minutes later...PC2: Where the hell is Aragorn at, he needs to make a new character. He could play one of these Rohan cats, they seem pretty cool.PC3: Horse boy would have done real well in Moria. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll eyes    :rolleyes:"  data-smilie="11"data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> ..DM's Cell Phone rings.. DM: Hold on guys, Hello? PC1 GF: Hey this is Liz. I heard you killed Dave's character. He  called me, he is pretty upset. Is there anything you can do? DM: Ummm... what? PC1: Okay (sniff) I'm back. I guess I'll roll up a new character. DM: My game is starting, I'll have Dave call you when we are done  err K? PC1 GF: Please he cried and all. Do something. Have him call me, bye. DM: Errr. Aragorn, you have a strange vision of Arwen and find yourself awake on the shore being waken up by a horse.PC1: Really I am not dead, wow.DM: Yeah, you have 2 hit points though, better get back to Helms Deep.PC1: Did you here that guys I didn't die.PC2,3: (Groan)</blockquote>

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