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<blockquote data-quote="Scribe Ineti" data-source="post: 547169" data-attributes="member: 5466"><p>GM: You're thrown to the ground of the cave, and your bonds are released. You hear the rush of the waterfall behind you, and several Men walk around, dropping off gear.</p><p></p><p>PC1: Where's that Smeagol punk?</p><p></p><p>GM: You don't see him here.</p><p></p><p>PC2: That's a good thing, otherwise I'd kick his butt.</p><p></p><p>GM: After a few minutes, another man approaches you and sits down. (GM gets up and opens the door to the other room) Dave, you can come in now.</p><p></p><p>Dave: (entering from other room) Already? Cool.</p><p></p><p>PC1: Hey, Dave. Rolled up a new character, I see.</p><p></p><p>Dave: Yeah.</p><p></p><p>PC2: I hope it's something better than that Gondor warrior that got wasted by all those arrows a few sessions back.</p><p></p><p>Dave: Honest, it's a much better character now.</p><p></p><p>GM: Why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself?</p><p></p><p>Dave: Yeah, okay. So, this tall man in a beard and cloak walks in, and he's got a noble look in his eyes and stuff, and he sits in front of you and says, "What are you two doing here?"</p><p></p><p>PC1: Like, you and your men dragged us here, duuuh.</p><p></p><p>Dave: Right, I mean, what brings you to this area, er...realm?</p><p></p><p>PC2: (consults notes) Uh, we left Rivendell with a bunch of other PCs and NPCs, got into fights, split up, and ended up here.</p><p></p><p>Dave: Were there any men in your party?</p><p></p><p>PC1: Yeah, two. Aragorn the twink ranger, and some loser named Boromir.</p><p></p><p>Dave: He wasn't a loser! It's not my fault I had bad dice karma that night!</p><p></p><p>PC2: Whatever.</p><p></p><p>Dave: So, like, what did you think of Boromir? Was he your friend?</p><p></p><p>PC2: (sees where this is going) Man, I'm not going to sit here and tell you how cool your character was. He's dead, get over it. Who cares, anyhow?</p><p></p><p>PC1: Wait, let me guess. Is this character Boromir's brother or something? Just like you to play another man, who's also a warrior. I bet he's from Gondor too. Damn, Dave, can't you be creative and branch out?</p><p></p><p>DM: Um, okay....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Scribe Ineti, post: 547169, member: 5466"] GM: You're thrown to the ground of the cave, and your bonds are released. You hear the rush of the waterfall behind you, and several Men walk around, dropping off gear. PC1: Where's that Smeagol punk? GM: You don't see him here. PC2: That's a good thing, otherwise I'd kick his butt. GM: After a few minutes, another man approaches you and sits down. (GM gets up and opens the door to the other room) Dave, you can come in now. Dave: (entering from other room) Already? Cool. PC1: Hey, Dave. Rolled up a new character, I see. Dave: Yeah. PC2: I hope it's something better than that Gondor warrior that got wasted by all those arrows a few sessions back. Dave: Honest, it's a much better character now. GM: Why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself? Dave: Yeah, okay. So, this tall man in a beard and cloak walks in, and he's got a noble look in his eyes and stuff, and he sits in front of you and says, "What are you two doing here?" PC1: Like, you and your men dragged us here, duuuh. Dave: Right, I mean, what brings you to this area, er...realm? PC2: (consults notes) Uh, we left Rivendell with a bunch of other PCs and NPCs, got into fights, split up, and ended up here. Dave: Were there any men in your party? PC1: Yeah, two. Aragorn the twink ranger, and some loser named Boromir. Dave: He wasn't a loser! It's not my fault I had bad dice karma that night! PC2: Whatever. Dave: So, like, what did you think of Boromir? Was he your friend? PC2: (sees where this is going) Man, I'm not going to sit here and tell you how cool your character was. He's dead, get over it. Who cares, anyhow? PC1: Wait, let me guess. Is this character Boromir's brother or something? Just like you to play another man, who's also a warrior. I bet he's from Gondor too. Damn, Dave, can't you be creative and branch out? DM: Um, okay.... [/QUOTE]
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