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<blockquote data-quote="Fenris" data-source="post: 637850" data-attributes="member: 2820"><p><strong>TTT by the book, if not the movie (my humble submission)</strong></p><p></p><p>PC9: Well as least I died with my boots on.</p><p>DM: Yes, the others come back to find orc carcasses piled up around you.</p><p>PC1: Dude, you let the orcs get the halflings?</p><p>PC9: Well, you're the ones that left me alone to face 100 Epic level Uruk-hai!</p><p>PC2: Whatever can I have his horn? Wasn't it a Horn of Blasting or something?</p><p>DM: No, it was cloven in the battle.</p><p>PC3: What about his sword, it was cool?</p><p>DM: Uh, broken at the hilt.</p><p>PC1: This sucks. Hey where is the rest of the guys. </p><p>DM: They left hours ago.</p><p>PC2: Cool, now they won't slow us down.</p><p>PC 3: Sure they won't Dwarf.</p><p></p><p>Later....</p><p>PC9: Ok, I rolled up my new character and I used that LONG backstory you gave me. He kind of suck though. What is he a troll halfling?</p><p>DM: He will be great to roll play trust me...</p><p></p><p></p><p>Later:</p><p></p><p>PC9: WTF!!! First you let Gandalf come back and then you let that twink ranger cheat death. Why couldn't I keep my character! I earned major XPs killing those orcs!</p><p>DM: Uh, because, because it created dramatic tension and, and furthered the plot, and and showed how dangerous your quest was.</p><p>PC1: 'Cause you failed your WILL save dufus, and tried to take the stupid ring from the stupid thief.</p><p>PC9: Wahtever, I try and kill the two halflings I am with.....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fenris, post: 637850, member: 2820"] [b]TTT by the book, if not the movie (my humble submission)[/b] PC9: Well as least I died with my boots on. DM: Yes, the others come back to find orc carcasses piled up around you. PC1: Dude, you let the orcs get the halflings? PC9: Well, you're the ones that left me alone to face 100 Epic level Uruk-hai! PC2: Whatever can I have his horn? Wasn't it a Horn of Blasting or something? DM: No, it was cloven in the battle. PC3: What about his sword, it was cool? DM: Uh, broken at the hilt. PC1: This sucks. Hey where is the rest of the guys. DM: They left hours ago. PC2: Cool, now they won't slow us down. PC 3: Sure they won't Dwarf. Later.... PC9: Ok, I rolled up my new character and I used that LONG backstory you gave me. He kind of suck though. What is he a troll halfling? DM: He will be great to roll play trust me... Later: PC9: WTF!!! First you let Gandalf come back and then you let that twink ranger cheat death. Why couldn't I keep my character! I earned major XPs killing those orcs! DM: Uh, because, because it created dramatic tension and, and furthered the plot, and and showed how dangerous your quest was. PC1: 'Cause you failed your WILL save dufus, and tried to take the stupid ring from the stupid thief. PC9: Wahtever, I try and kill the two halflings I am with..... [/QUOTE]
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