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Message: <blockquote data-quote="pawsplay" data-source="post: 3646711" data-attributes="member: 15538">1. I am the worst recorded tournament archer in the history of my local LARP group. 2. I played Synabarr. My character was a born demigod half-lizardman/half-Amazon.3. I am still a virgin.Lie: [spoiler] Number 3 is a lie. I have three children, with one more on the way, and my college and dropout days are fairly notorious. I used to be a fair archer as a teenager, but my LARP uses padded arrows I despise so much I've never bothered to learn them. Consequently, every time I enter a mandatory qualifying tourney, my performance is nothing short of amazing. I used to also have the worst recorded throwing arm for daggers and spellballs, but was surpassed years ago.My Synabarr character, in a feat of ironic die rolling, had the requisite 20s for being a born demigod, but failed to qualify for both the Golden Tiger Mage and Ninja classes. When I rerolled, I got Lizardman and Amazon instead. She majored in Chemistry, because in Synabarr, that makes you smarter.[/spoiler]</blockquote>