Ultimate Death Match: Mens Group C

[Relique du Madde]

The Ultimate Death Match continues!


The Mall of America, is one of the largest malls within the United States of America. It is a 4 story tall monstrous building with hundreds of retail spaces, an amusement park and plenty of room to fight in.

Strangely enough, as you may notice many of this round's fighters are not ranged combatants. Since this fight is taking place in a mall, there are a lot of items that could be used as improvised weapons.

Joining in this battle is the mall's security guard, Paul Blart who will do his best to protect the mall he is sworn to protect. Don't be underestimated by his appearance, Paul Blart is a 10 veteran mall security officer and is, in his own right, a bad ass.





Feel Free to Discuss the How Why and Whens of this battle.

 

[Orius]

John McClane, he takes on this kind of stuff all the time in the Die Hard franchise. Should be a cinch.

Westley. Improved weapons? Look what he did with a wheelbarrow!

The mall cop guy. It's his turf, so that gives him an advantage. Plus the other guys don't impress me.

 

[Gytrash]

OMG! This is so awesome.

The Rock, Van Damme & Blart would be the victors!

Anyone ever seen Van Damme in Timecop? He was the freaking bomb!

 

[Relique du Madde]

Paul Blart of course has home court advantage, but considering he took out a group of extreme sports bank robbers MaCaulay Culkin style I'll give him props.

When HRG is written correctly he tends to be a schemer and most likely would play everyone against each other before swooping in for the kill.

It was difficult to choose El Mariachi over John Maclane. I could see John Maclane and HRG teaming up, but since HRG isn't trust worthy I know he John Maclane would ended up dead with a bullet in the back of his skull.

El Mariachi survives because he has the uncanny ability to escape death (from multiple gun shots) and to summon his friends for back up no matter where he's at. What I see happen is El gets "taken out" early in the fight and sneaks off to recover. He then calls in his friends from Mexico who then cross the border and travel to the mall. The mariachis then raid the mall take out several people (before being taken out themselves) leaving El Mariachi, HRG and Paul Blart the only survivors.

 

[Villano]

No love for El Santo?! C'mon, the guy's taken out monsters, robots, and secret agents with nothing but his bare hands! The guy can kill a Frankenstein Monster with a few, well-placed wrestling moves. And, if all else fails, he still has his trusty...flamethrower pistols!

 

[Relique du Madde]

As much as I like Paul Blart, he and The Rock will be disqualified!!!

Creating 6+ different alts who are all themed after Ghostbusters characters just so that you could stuff the ballet is a no no. ESPECIALLY if they were all created in 24 hours.

 

[Orius]

Why the hell isn't John McClane getting more votes?

Creating 6+ different alts who are all themed after Ghostbusters characters just so that you could stuff the ballet is a no no. ESPECIALLY if they were all created in 24 hours.

I was wondering what was up with all the Ghostbuster user names.

 

[Aeson]

I'm just glad this latest round was public. We might not have known otherwise.