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<blockquote data-quote="Oryan77" data-source="post: 2651798" data-attributes="member: 18701"><p>Kick Frank out? Are you kidding me <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p></p><p>This is the best kind of guy to have around. What you do is, have your wife make more muffins but add lots of Exlax in them. Then remove the toilet paper from your bathroom and just leave a convienient bag of cotton balls on the sink. But sprinkle lots of itching powder or some other substance on the cotton balls. After Frank eats the muffins and hits the can, there's at least a good half hour of enjoyment for you & the rest of the players.</p><p></p><p>Then let Frank know what's up, and if he ever acts like a shmuck again you'll get yet another good story to post about to everyone on Enworld. Guys like Frank are the types that you keep around to take your own frustrations out on. Crappy week at work and Frank is still being a prick? It's time to teach Frank another life lesson about why not to screw over your friends. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Oryan77, post: 2651798, member: 18701"] Kick Frank out? Are you kidding me :confused: This is the best kind of guy to have around. What you do is, have your wife make more muffins but add lots of Exlax in them. Then remove the toilet paper from your bathroom and just leave a convienient bag of cotton balls on the sink. But sprinkle lots of itching powder or some other substance on the cotton balls. After Frank eats the muffins and hits the can, there's at least a good half hour of enjoyment for you & the rest of the players. Then let Frank know what's up, and if he ever acts like a shmuck again you'll get yet another good story to post about to everyone on Enworld. Guys like Frank are the types that you keep around to take your own frustrations out on. Crappy week at work and Frank is still being a prick? It's time to teach Frank another life lesson about why not to screw over your friends. :cool: [/QUOTE]
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