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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Panartias" data-source="post: 6712546" data-attributes="member: 6686897">[PLAIN]Unusual ways to fight monsters [not totally serious]…[/PLAIN]How to fight red DragonsThe Person who slays a dragon – especially a red one – is often celebrated as a hero. In my opinion the killing of a single dragon is – apart from the danger to your own life – quite futile and ineffective. In the long run the most effective way to decimate a species is, to diminish its food-source. As everybody knows, red dragons eat virgins. I’m sure you agree with me, that this kind of dragon-slaying is much less dangerous and last but not least much more fun. Ok – it is not totally without bloodshed - but most men are already proficient with the necessary “weapons”. Let’s take up the fight and conquer the red dragons together. I’m convinced there is a hero in everyone of us! In short: dragon-slaying through virgin-laying!!!-Panartias-To clarify: Red dragons eat probably other food apart from virgins. But the theory is, that they are so aggressive that their “inner flame” causes them frequent heartburn and the virgins with their innocence act as a kind of remedy against that. So while not the only food source for the dragons they are essential for their health – just as vitamins are for humans.</blockquote>