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<blockquote data-quote="cybertalus" data-source="post: 1428354" data-attributes="member: 4400"><p>A version of Sleep I can cast on myself so that insomnia is finally not a problem. (He says at almost 3am.)</p><p></p><p>A version of Charm Person or the like which works over the telephone so when telemarketers call I can convince them to find a new line of work.</p><p></p><p>For that matter a version of Protection from Evil which works against spammers.</p><p></p><p>Silence for when someone is playing their car stereo too loudly.</p><p></p><p>A combination of Scrying and Dominate Person so I can force television network executives to quit cancelling all of my favorite shows.</p><p></p><p>Mage Hand for fetching snacks, drinks, and misplaced remote controls while watching all the good TV I have to chose from as a result of my influence on the Networks.</p><p></p><p>Cure Blindness so I can finally be 20/20 without glassess.</p><p></p><p>Calm Emotions usable on myself for when I want to drive 55 and everyone in front of me wants to drive 35. Disintegrate for when the Calm Emotions wears off and they're still doing 35. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Bull's Strength for moving heavy stuff, Cat's Grace for playing action type computer/video games, and Endurance for hiking.</p><p></p><p>Continual Flame to save on the electric bill.</p><p></p><p>Ventriloquism/Shocking Grasp/Magic Mouth/Misc. Illusions - because April Fool's Day only comes once a year and I wanna make the most of it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cybertalus, post: 1428354, member: 4400"] A version of Sleep I can cast on myself so that insomnia is finally not a problem. (He says at almost 3am.) A version of Charm Person or the like which works over the telephone so when telemarketers call I can convince them to find a new line of work. For that matter a version of Protection from Evil which works against spammers. Silence for when someone is playing their car stereo too loudly. A combination of Scrying and Dominate Person so I can force television network executives to quit cancelling all of my favorite shows. Mage Hand for fetching snacks, drinks, and misplaced remote controls while watching all the good TV I have to chose from as a result of my influence on the Networks. Cure Blindness so I can finally be 20/20 without glassess. Calm Emotions usable on myself for when I want to drive 55 and everyone in front of me wants to drive 35. Disintegrate for when the Calm Emotions wears off and they're still doing 35. :) Bull's Strength for moving heavy stuff, Cat's Grace for playing action type computer/video games, and Endurance for hiking. Continual Flame to save on the electric bill. Ventriloquism/Shocking Grasp/Magic Mouth/Misc. Illusions - because April Fool's Day only comes once a year and I wanna make the most of it. [/QUOTE]
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