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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cybertalus" data-source="post: 1428354" data-attributes="member: 4400">A version of Sleep I can cast on myself so that insomnia is finally not a problem.  (He says at almost 3am.)A version of Charm Person or the like which works over the telephone so when telemarketers call I can convince them to find a new line of work.For that matter a version of Protection from Evil which works against spammers.Silence for when someone is playing their car stereo too loudly.A combination of Scrying and Dominate Person so I can force television network executives to quit cancelling all of my favorite shows.Mage Hand for fetching snacks, drinks, and misplaced remote controls while watching all the good TV I have to chose from as a result of my influence on the Networks.Cure Blindness so I can finally be 20/20 without glassess.Calm Emotions usable on myself for when I want to drive 55 and everyone in front of me wants to drive 35.  Disintegrate for when the Calm Emotions wears off and they're still doing 35.  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />Bull's Strength for moving heavy stuff, Cat's Grace for playing action type computer/video games, and Endurance for hiking.Continual Flame to save on the electric bill.Ventriloquism/Shocking Grasp/Magic Mouth/Misc. Illusions - because April Fool's Day only comes once a year and I wanna make the most of it.</blockquote>

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