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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Abraxas" data-source="post: 1903551" data-attributes="member: 1266">OK fine. I'm an sociopathic immoral bastard.  My brother Bob moves past me as we're both chopping up some upstart drug dealer muscling in on our territory.  For some reason unknown to anyone, even ourselves, we're using axes.  As he moves past I realize if I hack him down he will fall against Bill the rival drug dealer, tangling up his axe and probably knocking him down.  I  take a backhand swing at Bob cutting a swath through his side, spilling intestines.  He stumbles and falls into Bob, both tangling up Bill's axe in his spleen and causing Bill to stumble backwards.  I reverse my swing while Bob's axe is down and plant the blade in his skull.  I am really happy that I bought the double bitted axe and realize that I don't have to split profits with Bob any more.</blockquote>