10. It's the slickest Counterstrike scenario I've ever seen.
9. It's the slickest d20 Modern LARP I've ever seen.
8. This is the most testosterone-laden boys 'n their toys movie since Top Gun.
7. Even if one of the boys is a GURL.
6. But "screw up and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogsh*t out of Hong Kong!" is still the best chew-out line evar.
5. How blatant can the product placement for Armalite, Colt and Heckler & Koch get?
4. Even more blatant than the product placement for McDonalds and Dr Pepper, that's how blatant.
3. Colin Farrell is the ninjaist SWAT guy evar. That's because he was a SEAL, so I guess that makes him a ninja SEAL.
2. What kind of movie has claymores, but no katanas?
1. Synchronicity. Woo.
9. It's the slickest d20 Modern LARP I've ever seen.
8. This is the most testosterone-laden boys 'n their toys movie since Top Gun.
7. Even if one of the boys is a GURL.
6. But "screw up and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogsh*t out of Hong Kong!" is still the best chew-out line evar.
5. How blatant can the product placement for Armalite, Colt and Heckler & Koch get?
4. Even more blatant than the product placement for McDonalds and Dr Pepper, that's how blatant.
3. Colin Farrell is the ninjaist SWAT guy evar. That's because he was a SEAL, so I guess that makes him a ninja SEAL.
2. What kind of movie has claymores, but no katanas?
1. Synchronicity. Woo.