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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wormwood" data-source="post: 28413" data-attributes="member: 928">Don;t blame me...I didn't write 'emSome random ones found online:BRITISH: You had two cows. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.CAPITALISM -- AMERICAN: You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you spoiled milk.COMMUNISM -- CHINESE: You don't have any cows. The government sets up a joint venture with McDonalds.COMMUNISM -- CUBAN: You no longer have any cows. They sailed to Miami. You still have no milk - but you do have Fidel.COMMUNISM -- RUSSIAN: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Then the government sends you to prison.DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. A vote is held, and the cows win.EUROPEAN UNIONISM: You have two goats. The EU declares them to be fruit in order to conform to a rare Belgian custom of making Cow Jam (jam being required to have at least 45% fruit).FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes one away and presses it into military service.LIBERTARIANISM: Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business.POLITICAL CORRECTNESSISM: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) Bovine-Americans of nonspecified gender.TALIBANISM: You have two cows. At first, the government makes them wear burkas, but later shoots them because they are Hindu religious symbols.UNITED NATIONISM: You have two cows. France vetoes you from milking them. The United States and Britain veto the cows from milking you. New Zealand abstains.</blockquote>

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