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<blockquote data-quote="Ketjak" data-source="post: 69802" data-attributes="member: 1083"><p>Dear Literati Crenshinibon,</p><p></p><p>I and my superiors are quietly - but strongly - interested in your new and fascinating application of grammar, sentence structure, and word meaning. </p><p></p><p>One might ordinarily consider your distinguished use of punctuation the mark of an immature grade schooler who had just arrived home from school. We, however, see it as a harbinger of change that will shake our cultural foundation to the core!</p><p></p><p>For example, steadfastly refusing to capitalize the word "I" is generally considered the province of morose young poets and marketing professionals trying to separate themselves from the rest of the herd. You seem to use it as a mark of rebellion, evincing a devil-may-care attitude the rest of us are daunted by.</p><p></p><p>Your use of two prepositions to make your point in the last sentence is inspired! The way you approach it - languidly using a facade of civility to sneak through the verbal "brush" to get within striking range, then pouncing on the very foundation of sentence structure and logic like an angered tigress - took our breath away. Pithy!</p><p></p><p>Additionally, we never knew it was possible to make a pun "against" someone or something, let alone an entire high school. Since it also isn't clear to us how your pun was made in the first place, we think it must be a clever one indeed!</p><p></p><p>You are clearly the leader this board - and, for that matter, the entire Dungeons and Dragons community - needs. Morrus, Pirate Cat, and the others are probably packing their bags as we speak. They are superfluous now that you've arrived.</p><p></p><p>- Ketjak</p><p>A Monkey God</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ketjak, post: 69802, member: 1083"] Dear Literati Crenshinibon, I and my superiors are quietly - but strongly - interested in your new and fascinating application of grammar, sentence structure, and word meaning. One might ordinarily consider your distinguished use of punctuation the mark of an immature grade schooler who had just arrived home from school. We, however, see it as a harbinger of change that will shake our cultural foundation to the core! For example, steadfastly refusing to capitalize the word "I" is generally considered the province of morose young poets and marketing professionals trying to separate themselves from the rest of the herd. You seem to use it as a mark of rebellion, evincing a devil-may-care attitude the rest of us are daunted by. Your use of two prepositions to make your point in the last sentence is inspired! The way you approach it - languidly using a facade of civility to sneak through the verbal "brush" to get within striking range, then pouncing on the very foundation of sentence structure and logic like an angered tigress - took our breath away. Pithy! Additionally, we never knew it was possible to make a pun "against" someone or something, let alone an entire high school. Since it also isn't clear to us how your pun was made in the first place, we think it must be a clever one indeed! You are clearly the leader this board - and, for that matter, the entire Dungeons and Dragons community - needs. Morrus, Pirate Cat, and the others are probably packing their bags as we speak. They are superfluous now that you've arrived. - Ketjak A Monkey God [/QUOTE]
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