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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James Heard" data-source="post: 2867250" data-attributes="member: 7280">"Aight, then what were ya doin' out there, an' it in perticular would be interestin' if anyone had any good ideas how you got here, where y'were in the first place, n'if'n anyone has a notion besides fairy packbeasts on how Jina got here...an'why Jango fer whatever reason didn't," Nelson mused out loud."Are you sure that Jango's not just miffed at you fer some reason? Maybe he hit y'overth'head because you starched his drawers overmuch on washday? I mean, I know from personal experience he's not above hittin' a man right across the jaw for the tiniest things. Besides, I was goin' to apologize and Leena really wasn't keen on him in the first place. I never knew that bedwettin' was such a ticklish issue with yer kind..." he trailed off seeing that he was obviously, again, overexplaining things.Oh well, back to square one. If Jango's gone wilder on us though, he's gonna be the devil to turn out. I hate rescuin' people who don't think they need to be rescued, it's worsin' educatin' people who don't think they earned learnin'. @#$%It sure is pretty out here today. I wonder if Khalia's drawers are as fancy as the rest of her stuff. They've probably got diamonds stuffed in itchy places. Fancy people are funny.Note to self: Check Khalia's underwear drawer for diamonds. Ain't no one need riches on their drawers...An since we're sharin' miseries, I suppose it's only fair we share riches. Maybe I can just talk her into givin' me a pair, so I can buy my pirate ship? I probably shouldn't tell her it's fer a pirate ship. Orphans. That's who it'll be for, orphans and fallen women. I'd look pretty good with a pegged' leg, only I don't know if I care to go about gettin' one. HAH! Everyone here is so serious. It's such a pretty day. I think those flowers over there are the kind that Pa puts inta his beer. I should ask him when I get home. I wonder what Ma is cooking? This sure is boring."An' everyone watch out fer yer hair too. There's spiders out here yer hand's sized and horse-sized, an' they like to lay eggs in yer hair. That's what happened to my cousin Amica, she went straight out inta the jungle one night to meet a feller and came home her eyes all ate out from the insides from them hungry spiders."Maybe we can get home before dark.OOC: Crosswised post, I was making it while Rayex was posting apparently so any weirdness in the dialogue is from responding to the wrong people I guess.</blockquote>

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