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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Morrus" data-source="post: 404900" data-attributes="member: 1">SCIENTISTS IDENTIFY 'WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE'THE world's funniest joke has been unveiled by scientists at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.For the past year people around the world have been invited to judge jokes on an Internet site and contribute quips of their own.The LaughLab experiment - conducted by psychologist Dr Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire - attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.The joke which received the highest global ratings was submitted by 31-year-old psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall, from Manchester.It is: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "Okay, now what?"People logging onto the LaughLab Web site were invited to rate jokes using a 'Giggleometer' which had a five-point scale ranging from 'not very funny' to 'very funny'.One intriguing result was that Germans - not renowned for their sense of humour - found just about everything funny. They did not express a strong preference for any type of joke.People from the Republic of Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand most enjoyed jokes involving wordplay.Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."Top joke in Belgium: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.</blockquote>

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