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<blockquote data-quote="Drew" data-source="post: 405637" data-attributes="member: 1314">A guy is looking through the paper and he sees an ad that says &quot;Talking Dog For Sale, $20.&quot; Curious, he goes to the address and knocks on the door. He asks the man that lives at the house about the talking dog.&quot;I saw your ad in the paper,&quot; he says, &quot;do you really have a talking dog for sale?&quot;&quot;Absolutely,&quot; says the man in the house, &quot;he's in the bedroom if you'd like to see him.&quot;The man enters the house and walks into the bedroom where he sees the dog lying on the bed and watching TV.&quot;How you doing?&quot; asks the dog.&quot;I'm fine,&quot; the man replies, &quot;but I have to ask what an amazing animal like you is doing here in Florida.&quot;&quot;Well,&quot; says the dog, &quot;I started out in New York city. I used to teach seeing eye dogs. Then the gulf war broke out and I went over there to help out. I brought medicine to people and helped pull the soldiers out by sniffing bombs and chemicals and stuff.&quot;&quot;When the war was over I came back here and I was on broadway, in Riverdance. And then the Two Towers thing happened and I was involved in the rescue and clean up efforts with that.&quot;&quot;I just moved down here to to Florida to finally retire and get some peace and quiet.&quot;Hearing the dog's story, the man was just amazed. He turned to the guy selling the dog and asked&quot;Why would you ever want to sell a dog like that?&quot;The man looked at him and, in an annoyed voice shouted:&quot;BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Drew, post: 405637, member: 1314"] A guy is looking through the paper and he sees an ad that says "Talking Dog For Sale, $20." Curious, he goes to the address and knocks on the door. He asks the man that lives at the house about the talking dog. "I saw your ad in the paper," he says, "do you really have a talking dog for sale?" "Absolutely," says the man in the house, "he's in the bedroom if you'd like to see him." The man enters the house and walks into the bedroom where he sees the dog lying on the bed and watching TV. "How you doing?" asks the dog. "I'm fine," the man replies, "but I have to ask what an amazing animal like you is doing here in Florida." "Well," says the dog, "I started out in New York city. I used to teach seeing eye dogs. Then the gulf war broke out and I went over there to help out. I brought medicine to people and helped pull the soldiers out by sniffing bombs and chemicals and stuff." "When the war was over I came back here and I was on broadway, in Riverdance. And then the Two Towers thing happened and I was involved in the rescue and clean up efforts with that." "I just moved down here to to Florida to finally retire and get some peace and quiet." Hearing the dog's story, the man was just amazed. He turned to the guy selling the dog and asked "Why would you ever want to sell a dog like that?" The man looked at him and, in an annoyed voice shouted: [b]"BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR!"[/b] [/QUOTE]

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