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<blockquote data-quote="Piratecat" data-source="post: 405648" data-attributes="member: 2">First, some of my favorite cannibal jokes:-------------------------Two cannibals were eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, &quot;Hey. Does this taste funny to you?&quot;A bunch of cannibals were eating a parboiled victim from upriver, but he just didn't taste right. The Elder asked the hunter, &quot;Where did he come from?&quot;&nbsp; The hunter answered, &quot;He's the church missionary from the nearby town.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;A missionary?&quot; asked the elder in dismay. &quot;No wonder he tastes funny! You boiled him, but he's a friar!&quot;Did you hear about the cannibal who passed an explorer in the road?Now, some of my favorite hunting jokes.&nbsp; Note that I'll tell these using Polish people, because that's how I learned them and because I'm partially Polish myself.&nbsp; Thus, if you want to complain to me about it, you'd best do so really slowly.&nbsp; Feel free to substitute the politically correct person of your choice. -------------------------Q: Why do Polish people have trouble duck hunting?A: They can't throw the dogs high enough.Q: Why do Polish people have trouble elephant hunting?A: They have difficulty with the decoys.Three Polish guys were hunting when they came across a set of tracks. &quot;I think these bear tracks,&quot; said the first guy. &quot;What, you stupid?&quot; his friend asked. &quot;I think these deer tracks!&nbsp; What you think, Kowlowski?&quot;&nbsp; But before Kowlowski could say anything, all three of them were hit by a train.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Piratecat, post: 405648, member: 2"] [i]First, some of my favorite cannibal jokes:[/i] ------------------------- Two cannibals were eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey. Does this taste funny to you?" A bunch of cannibals were eating a parboiled victim from upriver, but he just didn't taste right. The Elder asked the hunter, "Where did he come from?" The hunter answered, "He's the church missionary from the nearby town." "A missionary?" asked the elder in dismay. "No wonder he tastes funny! You boiled him, but he's a friar!" Did you hear about the cannibal who passed an explorer in the road? [i]Now, some of my favorite hunting jokes. Note that I'll tell these using Polish people, because that's how I learned them and because I'm partially Polish myself. Thus, if you want to complain to me about it, you'd best do so really slowly. Feel free to substitute the politically correct person of your choice. [/i] ------------------------- Q: Why do Polish people have trouble duck hunting? A: They can't throw the dogs high enough. Q: Why do Polish people have trouble elephant hunting? A: They have difficulty with the decoys. Three Polish guys were hunting when they came across a set of tracks. "I think these bear tracks," said the first guy. "What, you stupid?" his friend asked. "I think these deer tracks! What you think, Kowlowski?" But before Kowlowski could say anything, all three of them were hit by a train. [/QUOTE]

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