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<blockquote data-quote="Ferret" data-source="post: 406495" data-attributes="member: 4052">I didn't laugh at any of them.Shame isn't it. The belgum one is the best I think, then english.Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. Heard it, no laugh.Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, &quot;I slept with your mother!&quot; The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, &quot;I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!&quot; The other says, &quot;Go home dad you're drunk.&quot; This is funny, but still no laugh.Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: &quot;Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.&quot; The man replies: &quot;Yeah, well we were married 35 years.&quot;No this is stoopid joke AFIC, I almost unlaughed.Top joke in Belgium: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.This is my favourite joke. No laugh.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Ferret, post: 406495, member: 4052"] I didn't laugh at any of them. Shame isn't it. The belgum one is the best I think, then english. Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. Heard it, no laugh. Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk." This is funny, but still no laugh. Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years." No this is stoopid joke AFIC, I almost unlaughed. Top joke in Belgium: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. This is my favourite joke. No laugh. [/QUOTE]

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