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<blockquote data-quote="Nissien" data-source="post: 408141" data-attributes="member: 7295">Has anyone heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with pencil and paper ...OK, time for another New Zealander joke.A Maori witchdoctor is going on a journey. He walks all day, and by evening he's tired. So when he comes to a farm, he knocks on the door, hoping he can spend the night there.The New Zealand farmer invites him in, gives him a lavish dinner, and makes up the bed in the guest room. The Maori witchdoctor spends a comfortable night, and in the morning he's ready to leave. But the New Zealand farmer insists that he sit down and have a proper breakfast, and he even packs him a decent lunch.The Maori witchdoctor is amazed by this hospitality, and wants to do something in return. So he says, &quot;Listen, you've been great for me, and now I want to do something for you. How about I go talk with your animals, and see if there's anything bothering them?&quot;Well, the New Zealand farmer is really pleased with this, as you can imagine. He's a kind-hearted man, and he really cares for his animals. But, of course, he's a bit skeptical. I mean, talking to his animals? Right.Anyway, the Maori witchdoctor walks out, and returns after about half an hour. &quot;OK, so first I went and talked to your horse. Apparently, that new bit you've got hurts his mouth.&quot; The New Zealand farmer is stunned. &quot;You know, you may be right. I bought a new bit just the other day. I had no idea that it hurt the poor beast, but I'll go back to the old bit straight away.&quot;&quot;Well next,&quot; the Maori withdoctor continues, &quot;I talked to your cows. They say that you've been wearing gloves when you milk them, and the wool irritates their udders.&quot; Again, the New Zealand farmer is amazed. &quot;That's right, because it's been cold in the mornings, I've been wearing gloves. Well, I'll just have to stop that then.&quot;&quot;And then,&quot; the Maori witchdoctor says, &quot;I went to your sheep --&quot; But he's interrupted by the New Zealand farmer. &quot;Don't believe those sheep! They're all liars!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Nissien, post: 408141, member: 7295"] Has anyone heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with pencil and paper ... OK, time for another New Zealander joke. A Maori witchdoctor is going on a journey. He walks all day, and by evening he's tired. So when he comes to a farm, he knocks on the door, hoping he can spend the night there. The New Zealand farmer invites him in, gives him a lavish dinner, and makes up the bed in the guest room. The Maori witchdoctor spends a comfortable night, and in the morning he's ready to leave. But the New Zealand farmer insists that he sit down and have a proper breakfast, and he even packs him a decent lunch. The Maori witchdoctor is amazed by this hospitality, and wants to do something in return. So he says, "Listen, you've been great for me, and now I want to do something for you. How about I go talk with your animals, and see if there's anything bothering them?" Well, the New Zealand farmer is really pleased with this, as you can imagine. He's a kind-hearted man, and he really cares for his animals. But, of course, he's a bit skeptical. I mean, talking to his animals? Right. Anyway, the Maori witchdoctor walks out, and returns after about half an hour. "OK, so first I went and talked to your horse. Apparently, that new bit you've got hurts his mouth." The New Zealand farmer is stunned. "You know, you may be right. I bought a new bit just the other day. I had no idea that it hurt the poor beast, but I'll go back to the old bit straight away." "Well next," the Maori withdoctor continues, "I talked to your cows. They say that you've been wearing gloves when you milk them, and the wool irritates their udders." Again, the New Zealand farmer is amazed. "That's right, because it's been cold in the mornings, I've been wearing gloves. Well, I'll just have to stop that then." "And then," the Maori witchdoctor says, "I went to your sheep --" But he's interrupted by the New Zealand farmer. "Don't believe those sheep! They're all liars!" [/QUOTE]

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