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<blockquote data-quote="johnsemlak" data-source="post: 408443" data-attributes="member: 7233">Got a great joke that that one (the funniest joke) reminded me of.&nbsp; It's much longer, but I guarentee the punch line is hilarious.It is 1930's Soviet Union.&nbsp; Joseph Stalin is very bored one day.&nbsp; He wants something to do.&nbsp; So he goes down to the KGB headquarters (called something different in those days) and speaks with his friend, Dzerzhinsky, head of the former KGB.He says, 'I'm board, I need something to do; how about I join the KGB.&quot;Dzerzhnsky says, &quot;Ok, first , you've got to pass a test.&quot;Dzerzhinksy brings Stalin to a room with 2 other young would-be agents waiting to take the test.&nbsp; Dzershinsky speaks to all three of them: &quot;Ok, here's the test.&nbsp; YOu take this gun, go into that room over there, and you shoot whoever is in that room.&nbsp; You MUST shoot the person in the room, whoever it is.&quot;What Dzerzhinsky doesn't tell them is that the gun he gives them has no bullets, only six blanks.The first guy takes the gun and goes into the room.&nbsp; Seated there is his own mother.&nbsp; The agent aims the gun, and tries to fire, but can't.&nbsp; He comes out of the room, with his head down.&nbsp; He gives the gun to Dzerzhinsky and says, &quot;I can't do it.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Next!&quot; says Dzerzhinsky.The exact same thing happens to the second person.&nbsp; His own mother is in the room. The agent tries to fire, but can't.Finally, Dzerzhinsky gives the gun to Stalin.&nbsp; Stalin goes into the room.&nbsp; Dzerzhinsky hears six shots fired.&nbsp; A few minutes later, Stalin returns.Dzerzhinsky says, &quot;Everything OK, Stalin?&quot;Stalin replys, &quot;Yeah, but....(I'll put the punch line in the next post)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="johnsemlak, post: 408443, member: 7233"] Got a great joke that that one (the funniest joke) reminded me of. It's much longer, but I guarentee the punch line is hilarious. It is 1930's Soviet Union. Joseph Stalin is very bored one day. He wants something to do. So he goes down to the KGB headquarters (called something different in those days) and speaks with his friend, Dzerzhinsky, head of the former KGB. He says, 'I'm board, I need something to do; how about I join the KGB." Dzerzhnsky says, "Ok, first , you've got to pass a test." Dzerzhinksy brings Stalin to a room with 2 other young would-be agents waiting to take the test. Dzershinsky speaks to all three of them: "Ok, here's the test. YOu take this gun, go into that room over there, and you shoot whoever is in that room. You MUST shoot the person in the room, whoever it is." What Dzerzhinsky doesn't tell them is that the gun he gives them has no bullets, only six blanks. The first guy takes the gun and goes into the room. Seated there is his own mother. The agent aims the gun, and tries to fire, but can't. He comes out of the room, with his head down. He gives the gun to Dzerzhinsky and says, "I can't do it." "Next!" says Dzerzhinsky. The exact same thing happens to the second person. His own mother is in the room. The agent tries to fire, but can't. Finally, Dzerzhinsky gives the gun to Stalin. Stalin goes into the room. Dzerzhinsky hears six shots fired. A few minutes later, Stalin returns. Dzerzhinsky says, "Everything OK, Stalin?" Stalin replys, "Yeah, but.... (I'll put the punch line in the next post) [/QUOTE]

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