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<blockquote data-quote="ledded" data-source="post: 1712897" data-attributes="member: 12744"><p>Just a quick update on a future installment...</p><p> </p><p>I love the way these guys play so true to character sometimes.</p><p> </p><p>Tuesday we played another session, and it got a little hairy.</p><p> </p><p>Near the end, one of the head mooks was fatally wounded, and taking his last action to do that comic-book "even though I'm dying I'm still going to gloat about our plan in a mysteriously vague manner, tossing about enough clues to string you along the story path". However, it went a little like this:</p><p> </p><p>Smitty: "Whoa! Does a 34 hit him? That'd be 27 points of damage. Cycle the bolt, KA-SHINK. I take my second shot... booh-yah! Take some more!".</p><p>GM: "Both rounds strike true, he falls to his hands and knees, blood fountaining from his wounds and open mouth. He struggles to speak..."</p><p>Smitty: "Still? Well, I shoot him again." KA-SHINK. BLAM.</p><p>GM: "Um, okay, hold on a second... 'Yes, you stupid Americans... blah blah blah our evil plan to bring about...' "</p><p>Smitty: "He's still moving. I. Shoot. Him. Again. Does a 36 hit him?" KA-SHINK. BLAM.</p><p>GM: "Yeeaaaah... ok... 'Argh! I die, but in dying would like to reveal part of the huge nazi conspiracy and set up a future plot poi...' "</p><p>Smitty: "Jesus. Are you *still* talking?" KA-SHINK. BLAM.</p><p>GM: "Um...."</p><p>Smitty: "Ooh look, he flinched!". CLICK. "Whoops, gotta reload." KA-SHINK. BLAM. KA-SHINK. BLAM.</p><p>Gm: <wonders what to do with a mook who is now at -98 wound points> "Uhhhh.... yeah. He's dead. Yup. Even his blood has stopped moving."</p><p>Hank: "Ding-dang ol' swell then, it's time ta leave. Hey thar, I'm gonna search what's left of the body fer anythin' *useful* "</p><p>GM: <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ya just gotta love gaming with these guys.</p><p> </p><p>And for a new Frogbot quote of the week: "Ha-ha! I have heard zat when you make sauerkraut, you must slice it <strong>very thin</strong>!" <snicker-snack></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ledded, post: 1712897, member: 12744"] Just a quick update on a future installment... I love the way these guys play so true to character sometimes. Tuesday we played another session, and it got a little hairy. Near the end, one of the head mooks was fatally wounded, and taking his last action to do that comic-book "even though I'm dying I'm still going to gloat about our plan in a mysteriously vague manner, tossing about enough clues to string you along the story path". However, it went a little like this: Smitty: "Whoa! Does a 34 hit him? That'd be 27 points of damage. Cycle the bolt, KA-SHINK. I take my second shot... booh-yah! Take some more!". GM: "Both rounds strike true, he falls to his hands and knees, blood fountaining from his wounds and open mouth. He struggles to speak..." Smitty: "Still? Well, I shoot him again." KA-SHINK. BLAM. GM: "Um, okay, hold on a second... 'Yes, you stupid Americans... blah blah blah our evil plan to bring about...' " Smitty: "He's still moving. I. Shoot. Him. Again. Does a 36 hit him?" KA-SHINK. BLAM. GM: "Yeeaaaah... ok... 'Argh! I die, but in dying would like to reveal part of the huge nazi conspiracy and set up a future plot poi...' " Smitty: "Jesus. Are you *still* talking?" KA-SHINK. BLAM. GM: "Um...." Smitty: "Ooh look, he flinched!". CLICK. "Whoops, gotta reload." KA-SHINK. BLAM. KA-SHINK. BLAM. Gm: <wonders what to do with a mook who is now at -98 wound points> "Uhhhh.... yeah. He's dead. Yup. Even his blood has stopped moving." Hank: "Ding-dang ol' swell then, it's time ta leave. Hey thar, I'm gonna search what's left of the body fer anythin' *useful* " GM: :lol: Ya just gotta love gaming with these guys. And for a new Frogbot quote of the week: "Ha-ha! I have heard zat when you make sauerkraut, you must slice it [b]very thin[/b]!" <snicker-snack> [/QUOTE]
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