Menu
News
All News
Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
Pathfinder
Starfinder
Warhammer
2d20 System
Year Zero Engine
Industry News
Reviews
Dragon Reflections
Columns
Weekly Digests
Weekly News Digest
Freebies, Sales & Bundles
RPG Print News
RPG Crowdfunding News
Game Content
ENterplanetary DimENsions
Mythological Figures
Opinion
Worlds of Design
Peregrine's Next
RPG Evolution
Other Columns
From the Freelancing Frontline
Monster ENcyclopedia
WotC/TSR Alumni Look Back
4 Hours w/RSD (Ryan Dancey)
The Road to 3E (Jonathan Tweet)
Greenwood's Realms (Ed Greenwood)
Drawmij's TSR (Jim Ward)
Community
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Resources
Wiki
Pages
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Downloads
Latest reviews
Search resources
EN Publishing
Store
EN5ider
Adventures in ZEITGEIST
Awfully Cheerful Engine
What's OLD is NEW
Judge Dredd & The Worlds Of 2000AD
War of the Burning Sky
Level Up: Advanced 5E
Events & Releases
Upcoming Events
Private Events
Featured Events
Socials!
Twitch
YouTube
Facebook (EN Publishing)
Facebook (EN World)
Twitter
Instagram
TikTok
Podcast
Features
Top 5 RPGs Compiled Charts 2004-Present
Adventure Game Industry Market Research Summary (RPGs) V1.0
Ryan Dancey: Acquiring TSR
Q&A With Gary Gygax
D&D Rules FAQs
TSR, WotC, & Paizo: A Comparative History
D&D Pronunciation Guide
Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarters
Tabletop RPG Podcast Hall of Fame
Eric Noah's Unofficial D&D 3rd Edition News
D&D in the Mainstream
D&D & RPG History
About Morrus
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Forums & Topics
Forum List
Latest Posts
Forum list
*Dungeons & Dragons
Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition
D&D Older Editions
*TTRPGs General
*Pathfinder & Starfinder
EN Publishing
*Geek Talk & Media
Search forums
Chat/Discord
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Weird and wonderful IC quotes at my table (WARNING-NOT FOR THE GENTLE OF SPIRIT, OR THE KIND OF HEART)
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Jd Smith1" data-source="post: 8837267" data-attributes="member: 6998052"><p>Over the space of a RL year.</p><p></p><p><em>'For the right fee, I will tell you.' </em><strong>Nes, when asked about his purpose</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I plan to do just enough to keep you from kicking me out.'</em> <strong>Wolf 's self-introduction.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I guess I should have woke you this time.' </em><strong>Liam, after a Gendo night camp attack.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I want to register a grievance: what do I have to do to get you to hit him with a hammer?'</em> <strong>Wolf to Rugger, regarding Liam.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I'm not inviting him to the Alcove.</em>' <strong>Nes, regarding Liam's shooting of light panels</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I'm counting that as a negligent discharge,' </em><strong>Otto to Liam, during the the second vex fight</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Great way to greet people.' </em><strong>Wolf, in Lucatore.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'Nuure am ash hull.' </em><strong>Augie to Wolf</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'He doesn't need therapy, he just needs to quit being a little b*tch.'</em> <strong>Cid, regarding Liam's mental state</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I don't speak mime.' </em><strong>Otto to Augie.</strong></p><p></p><p>'<em>They didn't take enough tongue.' </em><strong>Rudger, about Augie.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'There's a pink slip coming, I can feel it.' </em><strong>Rudger.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'This not going to end well.'</em> <strong>Wolf, after interviewing Verena</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Look, we already f*cked up; let's just roll with it.'</em> <strong>Augie, via note</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I may not be able to tell the weather, but I can see the future.' </em><strong>Wolf, as they head out in a rainstorm</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'There's too many people on the bridge!' </em><strong>Nes, repeatedly, during the second assault on the Foster raid camp</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'How YOU doin'?' </em><strong>Lex, during a 'struggle snuggle' in the Foster raid camp fight</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Sure, when I screw up everyone gets mad, but Lex hurts everybody and its OK.'</em> <strong>Liam, after Lex's 'grenade in spider mouth' incident</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Even I would have trouble getting laid in waders.'</em> <strong>Wolf</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'It was a donation.' </em><strong>Otto defends looting the dead</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I'm disappointed in how you handled that.' </em> <strong>Wolf, after Rudger buys cloth from a looter</strong>.</p><p></p><p>'<em>I don't really have a plan, but I would like to stop doing what NES wants.</em>' <strong>Wolf</strong>.</p><p></p><p>'<em>How did we end up with a scout who can't talk?</em>' <strong>Otto</strong>. '<em>We were hiring on a budget</em>.' <strong>Wolf</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'So if female and good-looking is off the table table because you're a d*ck, how about someone who can shoot?' </em><strong>Wolf to Rudger, regarding hiring former slaves</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Which one of you bastards was supposed to help me over the wall!?!' </em><strong>Cid, after the Smiler fight</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'That was picturesque as hell!'</em> <strong>Otto, as Johann heals Lex within the area effect of a sparkler</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Don't scrap it, it's beautiful!'</em> <strong>Otto, about the sub trapped in the ice</strong>. </p><p></p><p><em>'Maybe we should have asked what the tree we're supposed to kill looked like.'</em> <strong>Rudger, in the Forest of Druids.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I signed up to work with professionals.' </em><strong>Otto, about Augie in the Primer ruins.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>''I thought he was trained.' </em><strong>Cid, about Liam in the Primer ruins.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'Good grenade.'</em> <strong>Augie, as he collapses from friendly shrapnel.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I'm following the leader; you're just a clanner.'</em> <strong>Cid to Lex</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I didn't think we would get this far.'</em><strong> Rudger, when it came time to meet the Horned God</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'I said it was a plan, I didn't say it was a good one.' </em><strong>Augie</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Sooner or later we're going to have to choose a side.' </em><strong>Wolf, regarding the snarled mess of intrigue and plotting the Alliance is uncovering</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'In a fair fight with just about anyone, I will..likely lose. That's why I will kill you in your sleep.'</em> <strong>Wolf, explaining his combat philosophy</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Why are we here?'</em> <strong>Johann, after with the first fight in calibration site one</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'It is a Fascist system, and I will burn it down…unless they promote me.' </em><strong>Wolf, on social inequities</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'You're lucky I'm not documenting these war crimes.'</em> <strong>Wolf, after Johann used chlorine gas</strong>.</p><p></p><p><em>'Only use this if my life is threatened.' </em><strong>Friedrich to Philippe, upon issuing him a weapon.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I am so tired of fighting in the dark.'</em> <strong>Otto.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'You can put this guy, milk, and bread together, and couldn't tell them apart.' </em><strong>Wolf, about the image they found outside Mulhouse.</strong></p><p></p><p><em>'I really want to see the Square of Heroes. F*ck me, what a bunch of pretentious c*nts.'</em> <strong>Wolf, in Bassham. </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jd Smith1, post: 8837267, member: 6998052"] Over the space of a RL year. [I]'For the right fee, I will tell you.' [/I][B]Nes, when asked about his purpose[/B]. [I]'I plan to do just enough to keep you from kicking me out.'[/I] [B]Wolf 's self-introduction.[/B] [I]'I guess I should have woke you this time.' [/I][B]Liam, after a Gendo night camp attack.[/B] [I]'I want to register a grievance: what do I have to do to get you to hit him with a hammer?'[/I] [B]Wolf to Rugger, regarding Liam.[/B] [I]'I'm not inviting him to the Alcove.[/I]' [B]Nes, regarding Liam's shooting of light panels[/B]. [I]'I'm counting that as a negligent discharge,' [/I][B]Otto to Liam, during the the second vex fight[/B]. [I]'Great way to greet people.' [/I][B]Wolf, in Lucatore.[/B] [I]'Nuure am ash hull.' [/I][B]Augie to Wolf[/B]. [I]'He doesn't need therapy, he just needs to quit being a little b*tch.'[/I] [B]Cid, regarding Liam's mental state[/B]. [I]'I don't speak mime.' [/I][B]Otto to Augie.[/B] '[I]They didn't take enough tongue.' [/I][B]Rudger, about Augie.[/B] [I]'There's a pink slip coming, I can feel it.' [/I][B]Rudger.[/B] [I]'This not going to end well.'[/I] [B]Wolf, after interviewing Verena[/B]. [I]'Look, we already f*cked up; let's just roll with it.'[/I] [B]Augie, via note[/B]. [I]'I may not be able to tell the weather, but I can see the future.' [/I][B]Wolf, as they head out in a rainstorm[/B]. [I]'There's too many people on the bridge!' [/I][B]Nes, repeatedly, during the second assault on the Foster raid camp[/B]. [I]'How YOU doin'?' [/I][B]Lex, during a 'struggle snuggle' in the Foster raid camp fight[/B]. [I]'Sure, when I screw up everyone gets mad, but Lex hurts everybody and its OK.'[/I] [B]Liam, after Lex's 'grenade in spider mouth' incident[/B]. [I]'Even I would have trouble getting laid in waders.'[/I] [B]Wolf[/B]. [I]'It was a donation.' [/I][B]Otto defends looting the dead[/B]. [I]'I'm disappointed in how you handled that.' [/I] [B]Wolf, after Rudger buys cloth from a looter[/B]. '[I]I don't really have a plan, but I would like to stop doing what NES wants.[/I]' [B]Wolf[/B]. '[I]How did we end up with a scout who can't talk?[/I]' [B]Otto[/B]. '[I]We were hiring on a budget[/I].' [B]Wolf[/B]. [I]'So if female and good-looking is off the table table because you're a d*ck, how about someone who can shoot?' [/I][B]Wolf to Rudger, regarding hiring former slaves[/B]. [I]'Which one of you bastards was supposed to help me over the wall!?!' [/I][B]Cid, after the Smiler fight[/B]. [I]'That was picturesque as hell!'[/I] [B]Otto, as Johann heals Lex within the area effect of a sparkler[/B]. [I]'Don't scrap it, it's beautiful!'[/I] [B]Otto, about the sub trapped in the ice[/B]. [I]'Maybe we should have asked what the tree we're supposed to kill looked like.'[/I] [B]Rudger, in the Forest of Druids.[/B] [I]'I signed up to work with professionals.' [/I][B]Otto, about Augie in the Primer ruins.[/B] [I]''I thought he was trained.' [/I][B]Cid, about Liam in the Primer ruins.[/B] [I]'Good grenade.'[/I] [B]Augie, as he collapses from friendly shrapnel.[/B] [I]'I'm following the leader; you're just a clanner.'[/I] [B]Cid to Lex[/B]. [I]'I didn't think we would get this far.'[/I][B] Rudger, when it came time to meet the Horned God[/B]. [I]'I said it was a plan, I didn't say it was a good one.' [/I][B]Augie[/B]. [I]'Sooner or later we're going to have to choose a side.' [/I][B]Wolf, regarding the snarled mess of intrigue and plotting the Alliance is uncovering[/B]. [I]'In a fair fight with just about anyone, I will..likely lose. That's why I will kill you in your sleep.'[/I] [B]Wolf, explaining his combat philosophy[/B]. [I]'Why are we here?'[/I] [B]Johann, after with the first fight in calibration site one[/B]. [I]'It is a Fascist system, and I will burn it down…unless they promote me.' [/I][B]Wolf, on social inequities[/B]. [I]'You're lucky I'm not documenting these war crimes.'[/I] [B]Wolf, after Johann used chlorine gas[/B]. [I]'Only use this if my life is threatened.' [/I][B]Friedrich to Philippe, upon issuing him a weapon.[/B] [I]'I am so tired of fighting in the dark.'[/I] [B]Otto.[/B] [I]'You can put this guy, milk, and bread together, and couldn't tell them apart.' [/I][B]Wolf, about the image they found outside Mulhouse.[/B] [I]'I really want to see the Square of Heroes. F*ck me, what a bunch of pretentious c*nts.'[/I] [B]Wolf, in Bassham. [/B] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Community
General Tabletop Discussion
*TTRPGs General
Weird and wonderful IC quotes at my table (WARNING-NOT FOR THE GENTLE OF SPIRIT, OR THE KIND OF HEART)
Top