Well he can alway follow himself around with a baggie

[Mystery Man]

Cut it off and eat it.

Not for the squeamish.


Things like this make me wonder how we haven't managed to wipe ourselves out yet.

 

[BOZ]

need to be registered to see that.

 

[Mystery Man]

Here's a cheesy site that has a copy.

 

[Rel]

Things like this make me wonder how we haven't managed to wipe ourselves out yet.

We'll I'd say he's pretty effectively removed himself from the gene pool, don't you think?

 

[der_kluge]

This reminds me of the story of the guy who, when waking up in the morning, turned to face his alarm clock, and at that same instant, the alarm clock went off.

So... naturally he believes that he has newfound telekinetic powers. And what better way to try out said new powers, than to stop the train on the train tracks.

Darwin ensues.

 

[Jdvn1]

Natural Selection is my hero.

 

[Rel]

This reminds me of the story of the guy who, when waking up in the morning, turned to face his alarm clock, and at that same instant, the alarm clock went off.

So... naturally he believes that he has newfound telekinetic powers. And what better way to try out said new powers, than to stop the train on the train tracks.

Darwin ensues.

I always find it somehow gratifying when stupidity and velocity have a messy encounter. It restores my faith in the universe.

 

[Mystery Man]

It's not like he can sue anyone, the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.