Whale marital aids

[the Jester]

This is a plug for my story hour... you have to get to the last couple of posts to understand the title of _this_ thread, but hey... it's good for a laugh.

I promise I'll keep it clean! (The language, at least...)

I haven't plugged it before, but hey, nobody's given me any feedback so....

 

[Welverin]

[B}I haven't plugged it before, but hey, nobody's given me any feedback so.... [/B]

And without a link we never will!

 

[the Jester]

Re: Re: Whale marital aids

And without a link we never will!

lol... good point...

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18750

 

[Welverin]

It has been book marked!

I make no promises as to when it will be read however, I'll try not to put it off to long how ever. Still gotta read P-kitty's latest update (can you believe he actually complained about jonrog1 ending on a cliffhanger!? Who does he think he is?).

Anyway I hope the character names and this thread title are an indication of much funny, I like funny.

 

[the Jester]

Well, just to bump this and maybe draw a little more attention, thank you for the feedback o'er there! Since we've finished the whale marital aids storyline, I just wanted one more chance to draw attention to the story hour. Yes, folks, you've never seen interspecies foreplay as embarrassing as this! The poor cleric... But at least the killer whale's woman was prolly satisfied in the end.

Now, I hope that got your attention and made you curious enough to go look at it... and btw, as long as I'm several games behind, I'm updating frequently- a few times a week, almost every day- prolly another later today or tonight! So it isn't like you're waiting forever (at least, til I'm caught up...)

For any of you that saw the glumring, mist spider and glum creature templates I posted a while back on the homebrew monsters board, that stuff's coming up next. Ah, wisdom drain...

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

My friend's mom has a whale penis bone on her coffee table for the sole purpose of luring unsuspecting house guests into picking it up and asking what it is.

She's quite the character.

 

[the Jester]

LOL! "Why, that's a whale's penis you're holding."

"Uh, I feel like that cleric in the Jester's story hour..."